I'm starting to think the people telling me to buy BB at $20 were being serious about not being financial advisors
I used to be a real ad
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GME $1000 IS NOT A MEME
๐๐๐ UPVOTE/GILD SO PEOPLE CAN SEE ๐๐๐
LISTEN TO ME. DO NOT SELL TOMORROW. OR ANY DAY THIS WEEK. Drops are coming. They are counting on fear to beat us. Itโs the only weapon they have on us, but it wonโt work because we are retarded. The people are finally taking the power back from these boomer hedge fund big money shorting douchebags - the same people who fucked everyone over in 2008 with CDOs and continue to fuck you over to this day. Get ready to make Melvin throat hard retard dick. We only have strength if we stay in this TOGETHER. HOLD THE LINE. THE SHORT SQUEEZE HASNT HAPPENED YET. Donโt pussy out you fucking idiots. $1000 IS NOT A MEME. I love you all, you beautiful autistic bulls. Hang tight while we ride this thing into the FUCKING STRATOSPHERE.
APES TOGETHER STRONG ๐ฆ ๐ ๐
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I just smashed my TV because of the SPY
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said theyโre all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I canโt handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.
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I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me ๐ซ
I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me ๐ซ
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game of doctor
when i was like 12 my neighbor invited me over and we played a game called โdoctorโ basically he took his pants off got fully erect and asked me to examine it. donโt even remember what happened after that. anyways BFT to the moon
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We can't blame market
To be fair "but I poop from there" wasn't an explicit "no". We can't blame market for doing what it did.