STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I used to be a real ad
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EPICLY TROLLING MY CLASS WITH AMONG US!!!!
So today I trolled my class with Among Us in an epic way. We were doing a test and were putting numbers into the computer to log into the test. It reminded me of Among Us so I shouted, "IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE?!?!" I then pointed at the kid next to me, who was wearing a red shirt, and yelled, "RED SUS! 
SUS! VOTE OUT HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay.
My therapy starts tomorrow
SUS! VOTE OUT HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay.
My therapy starts tomorrow
Among Us / Amogus
We are not the same (Amogus edition)
We are not the same
For instance
You say kid š¦ we say mini-crewmate
You say earth š we say Mira-hq
You say suspiciousš„·, we say sussy bakas
You say āhe was murdered so I called the policeā, we say āEMERGENCY MEETINGā
You say āthe joke is deadā we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait)
Among Us / Amogus
Among Us concerned father
Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game āAmong Usā after playing it on his computer. While i didnāt mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'susā in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said ākickedā. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying heāll āejectā me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Dripā, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a ācrewmateā. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use āventā to get there. I donāt know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
Among Us / Amogus
Have your heard of the popular hit game among us?
Have your heard of the popular hit game among us? Itās a really cool game where 1-3 imposters try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the imposters to win. Itās 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play.
Among Us / Amogus
Discord user cracks after seeing the word āsusā
oh my god
among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE
ITS BEEN MONTHS
MONTHS
IM SICK OF THIS SHIT
JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD
EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL
LITERALLY EVERYTHING
IT SCREAMS āIM A VIRGINā
AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB
ITS NOT FUNNY
ITS A DUDE ON METH
WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS
LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW
OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE
@everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
holy shit
fuck anybody who finds among us funny
im done with this shit