[Copypasta] Mesothelioma ad script

If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. Mesothelioma patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA
March 2021
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VoHiYo

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ คโ ’โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ’โ €โ €โ คโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฃโฃถโฃฟโกโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโ ทโ ถโ †โ €โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ดโก…โ €โ €โ  โขถโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โฃ€โก€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃฐโกถโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โกฐโ €โ €โ ธโ Ÿโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก†โ ขโฃ‰โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โขนโฃงโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โก‡โ €โข โฃทโฃฒโฃบโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ คโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโ €โขธโ €โฃคโฃถโ ฆโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โข‡โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โกœโฃพโฃฟโกƒโ ‡โข€โฃคโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฎโก†โ €โ ™โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโกฟโกฟโ ‹โข€โ žโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ›โขฟโ ‡โฃถโฃคโฃ„โข€โฃฐโฃทโฃถโฃฟโ โกฐโขƒโฃดโฃฟโกฟโข‹โ โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โขพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃžโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโขธโฃทโฃŒโ ›โ ‹โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโก™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโกโ ฐโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ˆโขฉโฃฅโฃพโฃทโ โกŒโ ™โ ƒโ €
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October 2020

Weebs

Lonely Moby Dick

twitchquotes: So in Moby Dick why does Captain Ahab never consider that the whale is just lonely and looking for love? Clearly it's been through a lot from the scarring and probably wants to settle down in it's golden years. Personnally, if i were captain, i would have been a good human and take 2 and a half feet of whale cock to ease his pain
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June 2020

Pimp had to discipline his whores

twitchquotes: เผผ ใค โ—•_โ—• เผฝใคReynad, I am a pimp and recently I had to discipline my whores, how will this affect my canesเผผ ใค โ—•_โ—• เผฝใค
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Yee

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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Shane Dawson tweet - i didnt fuck my cat

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
March 2019

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