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NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
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Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. βI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!β Rania consoles him, βItβs okay sweetheart. I love you.β Kripp responds in tears βI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donβt play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!β Rania wraps her arms around Krippβs neck, βItβs okay baby, itβll be different, when Artifact comes out!β Kripp lets out a scream, βNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENβS CARD GAME!β
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Being a hentai actress must be so weird
Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: youβre in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000Β₯ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
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Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith
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The year is 20XX. Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith. No longer are matches decided through complex inputs and tactics. It began when some questioned the idea of matchups against characters. The community realized that gameplay no longer mattered, and only the character. Tournaments became complex games of rock-paper-scissors, and eventually another epiphany was had. Why bother with deciding afterwards and wasting time when the match could be decided before it began? Thus, referees decided who won and who lost automatically using a combination of facial recognition AI, mandatory reflex tests, and standardized quizzes and tests on military tactics and stratagem. With time, tests weren't even needed. Judges became so acute at deciding who won and who lost that tournaments happened in seconds, and results uploaded in less. The final destination was reached. Babies were bred and engineered to become the most desirable "players", if one could call it that. Soon, humanity ceased to think, and became mindless slaves to the autonomous ones and zeroes that decided their worth, ironically becoming the machines they once played with.
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Wow, that actually killed me
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The year is 2034. QT lies on his death bed. As he lies there in his last breath he whispers: "Wow, that actually killed me."
The year is 2034. QT lies on his death bed. As he lies there in his last breath he whispers: "Wow, that actually killed me."
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