good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now
I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl :sweat_smile:. At least it won't kill me.
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He is so incredibly narcissistic
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I’m new here but I cannot get over how much this guy complains as soon as he dies to his own mistakes and lack of skill. He is so incredibly narcissistic that he truly believes nobody else is allowed to make a good challenging level and that if he can’t beat it the level must be garbage. Unbelievable...
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Only the chosen one can fist both asses
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(‿ˠ‿) _(‿ˠ‿) only the chosen one can fist both asses. ⎝ 
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Graham Stephen is stingy
Graham Stephen the kind of guy that suck his own pp and cum in his own mouth to save tissue
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Kripp starts a salt mine
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As Kripp frantically tries to fix his router and internet issues. The stays dedicated and vigilante. After trying to fix these issues that arose at hand he finally came to realize that this was all worth nothing. He stopped fixing the issues and threw his computer out the window. He started up a Salt Mining company in the Himalayan mountains called Kripp Salt. He is starting a family and all is well. Thanks Kripp. 
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