good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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If the arms touch your name, you are LIT
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VAPE TEST. If the arms touch your name, you are LIT โ 
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Kripp
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I am wondering if you are selling cat meat
I'M SO STUPID I'M GONNA SHIT
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YOU SHOULD OF LEROYED OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING STUPID I'M GONNA SHIT
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Reynad
cannabis addiction
A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage
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A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage far too small for himself. Malnourished because of his "vegan" diet, his ribs are clearly visible through his coat. He barely has the energy to move, let alone enjoy life. Yet, he knows there's hope. He knows he could draw attention to himself, as he hears Kripp constantly talking to someone. In a single act of defiance, Dex barks to draw attention to his dire situation. "Quiet, Dex" is his only reply as Kripp ignores his pleas yet again.
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Kripp