[Copypasta] good news, my sisters pregnant!

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SMOrc only real SMOrcs can build: perfect pyramid! SMOrc  SMOrc . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me ! SMOrc  SMOrc  SMOrc And my pyramid still higher!!!!! SMOrc  SMOrc  SMOrc  SMOrc
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Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue

twitchquotes: Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QT’s stream to find him sitting in queue… He frantically began tabbing between his client and QT’s stream, then one after the other… both queues popped. β€œI need the toilet” he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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March 2017
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