good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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Daddyโs little tidepod
i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (๊๊ณ๊)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (ใใปฯใปใ)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(ยด๏ฝฅฯ๏ฝฅ`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(ใ๏ผโ๏ผ) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(โ///โฝ///โ) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=
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HELLO EU? How many games did you win?
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HELLO EU? ๐ How many games did you win today ? ๐
HELLO EU? ๐ How many games did you win today ? ๐
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imaqtpie think he is popular
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imaqtpie think he is popular but the truth is i am watching his stream with all my 20k accounts for proof i will copy and paste this on all my accounts
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This ๐๐ is money snek
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This ๐๐ is money snek. ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฐ Upsnek โฌโฌ๐๐ in 7.123 7โฃ 1โฃ2โฃ3โฃ snekonds ๐๐ or you โโ will NEVER โโโโ get monies ๐ฐ๐ฐ again Beware!! โโโโYou๐๐ don't โโ have much time!!๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ You ๐๐ may never โโget monies ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ again!!
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I hate Stuart Little
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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A god damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.
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