good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
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My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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imaqtpie
Streamer is a Hydraposter
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I feel that when I post Hydras in [streamer name]'s stream, he secretly enjoys it. First, Nightbot's symbol spamming feature is disabled. Second, the slight sardonic intonation in his voice leads me to suspect that he thinks it's funny. Furthermore, I only ever get 24 hour bans for summoning. If he truly had distain for the Holy Hydra, he would just permaban all the followers. Instead, deep down, I feel [streamer name] is a Hydraposter.
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MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming emotes
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Fucking MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid fucking emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother fucker (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more goddamn purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
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MOONMOON
This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay
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๐๐๐๐จ ๐ฟ๐๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ ๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ฎโ๐จ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐๐ฎ. ๐๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ข๐ค๐ซ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ช๐จ ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ. ๐๐ค ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐จ๐จ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ก๐๐ฎ, ๐จ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ช ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐. ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ก๐๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ ๐ ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฉโฆ
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old"
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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