good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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Fail Whale
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Non golden chillwind yeti is unacceptable
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Reynad my lad, I'm quite saddened to see how drab your hearthstone play has become. Is that a NON GOLDEN CHILLWIND YETI FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? God save your barbarian soul, you filthy peasant... I was raised in an age where CLASS was valued. Im going to kaceytrons stream where i know ill find real quality
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Reynad
Imposter broke into my house!
So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a βcrew mateβ broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we donβt get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad βDAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!β I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol thatβs not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
Among Us / Amogus
It was dinner time at the Apex GAYmer house
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It was dinner time at the Apex GAYmer house. Moonmoon dishes up a steamy plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Lassiz looks up from his plate, the gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby" lubing up with marinara sauce Lassiz begins to pound his sausage into moonmoons tight lightly buttered dinner roll. The scream of delight, Lassiz releases his load, calling an end to yet another successful team dinner.
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MOONMOON
KappaPride
Papparrian is disappointed in Kripparrian
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