good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
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Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto
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Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
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Kripp
Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion
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hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
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Kripp
New banger (from r/conservativerap)
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I π hate π‘ people π« who have a different π‘ skin π
π»π color π¨ from me (x32)
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I ππ hate π‘π people π« who have a different πββ skin π
π»π color π³οΈβπ from me (x32)
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Life is good
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(ββΏββΏ) Stay positiveγ½ΰΌΌΰΊ ΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is excellent (ββΏββΏ) Chat is excellent γ½ΰΌΌΰΊ ΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kitty is soft (ββΏββΏ) γ½ΰΌΌΰΊ ΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Life is good (ββΏββΏ_)
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Kripp