[Copypasta] good news, my sisters pregnant!

good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
March 2021
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Kripp, this is your psychiatrist

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs สแดแดœส€ แด˜sสแด„สœษชแด€แด›ส€ษชsแด›. ษช'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด sแด‡แด› แดœแด˜ แด€ษดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ sแด‡ssษชแดษด แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แดกแด‡ แด‡สŸแด€ส™แดส€แด€แด›แด‡ แดœแด˜แดษด สŸแด€sแด› แด›ษชแดแด‡, สแดแดœ sแด€ษชแด… สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ า“แด‡แด‡สŸษชษดษข แด…แด‡แด˜ส€แด‡ssแด‡แด… ส™แด‡แด„แด€แดœsแด‡ สแดแดœ สŸแดแดแด‹ สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด€ 40 สแด‡แด€ส€ แดสŸแด… แดษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ แด€ษขแด‡ แดแด€ษด แดกสœแด‡ษด สแดแดœ'ส€แด‡ ส€แด‡แด€สŸสŸส ษชษด สแดแดœส€ แด›แดกแด‡ษดแด›ษชแด‡s, แด€ษดแด… สแดแดœส€ แด‡xแด˜สŸแดsษชแด แด‡ ส™ส€แด‡แด€แด‹แดœแด˜ แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœส€ ษขษชส€สŸา“ส€ษชแด‡ษดแด…, สœแด€า“แดœ. sแด‡แด‡ สแดแดœ sแดแดษด แดแด„แด›แด€แด ษชแด€ษด.
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October 2014
Kripp

I was banned for posting long paragraphs

twitchquotes: Hi Trump I was banned for posting "long paragraphs" according to my 3rd grade english teacher a paragraph is 6 or more sentences and a long paragraph is over 9. I would like compensation for this bannerino i recieved from some of your le nazi mods. I think that this should recieve at least 420/69 points for my paper. Please no copy pasterilni linguini pleaserini.
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April 2015
Trump

All hail Wildturtle!

twitchquotes: OMG Its The Real Wildturtle! The best player in the whole NA Server! We are so blessed to be graced with this stream. All Hail Wildturtle!!! Please copy and paste this to show the great Wildturtle our love!
twitch chat
November 2014
WildTurtle

Nyan Cat

________โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„______ _______โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ_____ _______โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„_ __โ–„โ–„___โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆ_ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„_ _โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆ_ _____โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ ______โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–€_ ____โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€___ ____โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_______โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ_____
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November 2014

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked...

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out
March 2017

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