[Copypasta] good news, my sisters pregnant!

good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago
March 2021
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Here πŸ’¦ CUMS πŸ’¦ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here πŸ’¦CUMSπŸ’¦ πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa Claus,πŸŽ…πŸ½ here πŸ’¦CUMSπŸ’¦ πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa Claus,πŸŽ…πŸ½ right down πŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘ΈπŸ½slutty girl lane!πŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘ΈπŸ½ ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ»daddyπŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ» not giving you enough πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦cummies?!πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Hold up,πŸ™…πŸ½πŸ™…πŸ½πŸ™…πŸ½ ho! It's πŸ’¦πŸ’¦cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦ β„οΈπŸ’¦β„οΈSEASON!β„οΈπŸ’¦β„οΈ Pushβœ‹πŸ½βœ‹πŸ½ that πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ»daddyπŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ» to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a πŸ‘ŒπŸ½NEWπŸ‘ŒπŸ½ father in 🏑YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏑 πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½Father CHRISTMAS,πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½ the πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘KINGπŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ of πŸ’¦cummies!πŸ’¦ That's right,πŸ‘πŸΌ he's been making πŸ‘§πŸ½littleπŸ‘§πŸ½ πŸ‘§πŸ½girlsπŸ‘§πŸ½ squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the πŸ’¦πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜ˆNAUGHTIESTπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ’¦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 πŸ‘§πŸ½girlsπŸ‘§πŸ½ you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘coal-slinging bitch.πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘ Get 5️⃣ back and you get πŸ‘…eatenπŸ‘… like πŸͺcookiesπŸͺand πŸ‘…πŸ’¦slurpedπŸ’¦πŸ‘… like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa'sπŸŽ…πŸ½ big πŸ†πŸ†COCKπŸ†πŸ† will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get πŸ‘πŸŒπŸ†yummy πŸ’πŸ­πŸΌnummy πŸΌπŸ’¦β˜οΈsquishyπŸΌπŸ’¦β˜οΈ πŸ’§πŸ’§cummiesπŸ’§πŸ’§ until next β©πŸŒ¨β˜ƒChristmas!πŸŒ¨β˜ƒ
December 2021

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Twin Towers

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TidesOfTime

Blessings to you, Oh Salty One

twitchquotes: Blessings to you, Oh Salty One. This is Pope Francis, leader of the Catholic Church. My son, why do you avoid choosing Priest for your arena runs? Are you so afraid of attaining Salvation? It worries me that you prefer playing the murderous rogue or the destructive mage to the humble priest. You have sinned much already through your veganism, but atonement can be reached through more Priest runs. Thank you and God Bless.
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Kripp

Hearthstone

Keepo

β–ˆβ–€β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–€β–ˆ β–ˆβ–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–„β–„β–€β–€β–€β–ˆβ–€β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–“β–’β–‘β–ˆ β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–’β–“β–“β–€β–“β–“β–’β–“β–’β–’β–€β–“β–“β–’β–‘β–ˆβ–‘ β–„β–€β–„β–‘β–’β–“β–“β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–’β–‘β–„β–€β–‘ β–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–’β–’β–“β–’β–“β–“β–“β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–ˆβ–„β–‘ β–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–“β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–ˆβ–‘ β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘ β–“β–“β–“β–“β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–„β–€β–‘ β–‘β–€β–„β–“β–‘β–‘β–’β–€β–“β–“β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–“β–’β–’β–‘β–‘ β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–’β–’β–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–€β–‘β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–€β–„β–„β–’β–€β–’β–’β–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–‘β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–„β–„β–’β–„β–„β–„β–’β–’β–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–„β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–’β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–„β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–€ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
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