Damn saw this one guy getting beat up by 2 other dudes today so I tried to go help, didnโt stand a chance against the 3 of us.
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Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence
Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iโm so distressed right now I donโt know what to do. I didnโt mean to do that to Rudy but Iโm literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iโm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canโt be happening. Iโm having a fucking breakdown. I donโt want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterโข. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnโt supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iโm so distressed right now I donโt know what to do. I didnโt mean to do that to Rudy but Iโm literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iโm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canโt be happening. Iโm having a fucking breakdown. I donโt want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterโข. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnโt supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
If Apple opens super green tomorrow
If Apple opens super green tomorrow, I will buy a green Apple and cut a 1/4in hole in it and fuck it with my peen.