Damn saw this one guy getting beat up by 2 other dudes today so I tried to go help, didnโt stand a chance against the 3 of us.
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Buying Monster and adult diapers
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Iโm telling you, TidesOfTime is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said โthey contain my full power so I donโt completely shit on these kidsโ then he rode a boar out the door
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TidesOfTime
I sexually Identify as going second
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I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and Iโm *** retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me โUNKNOWNโ and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you canโt accept me youโre a turn-twophobe
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Kripp
Hearthstone
I sexually Identify as
Now my mom calls us sussy bakas
My 12 year old little sister called my older sister it yesterday. And my mom heard and asked what it meant. Little sister said itโs something cute to call someone as a cover up. Now my mom calls us sussy bakas. Someone kill me.
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Hafu
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๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐๐
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