[Copypasta] Statue for Hitler's assassin

Has anyone noticed this bullshit? It's honestly unfair how people like Churchill and Roosevelt got honoured for their leadership during WW2, but once you mention that Hitler's assassin should get honored as well, everybody fucking gets mad and starts calling you names. I cannot believe that people haven't honored Adolf in any way, shape or form for killing Hitler! I think one way we should honor Adolf is by building a giant statue of him in Berlin, the place where he killed Hitler by shooting him in the head, but the goddamn liberals aren't letting us do that! Instead, they claim that Adolf was "evil" and "a dictator", like bitch that's Hitler not Adolf you're mixing them up retard...
January 2021
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Dongerino type 3X400

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Forsen

Iโ€™ve been wondering if I might be a gay

Recently, Iโ€™ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. Itโ€™s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out โ€œOscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkinsโ€ each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says itโ€™s completely normal, but heโ€™s gay, so I canโ€™t trust him.
May 2021

VoHiYo

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ คโ ’โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ’โ €โ €โ คโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฃโฃถโฃฟโกโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโ ทโ ถโ †โ €โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ดโก…โ €โ €โ  โขถโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โฃ€โก€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃฐโกถโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โกฐโ €โ €โ ธโ Ÿโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก†โ ขโฃ‰โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โขนโฃงโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โก‡โ €โข โฃทโฃฒโฃบโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ คโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโ €โขธโ €โฃคโฃถโ ฆโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โข‡โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โกœโฃพโฃฟโกƒโ ‡โข€โฃคโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฎโก†โ €โ ™โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโกฟโกฟโ ‹โข€โ žโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ›โขฟโ ‡โฃถโฃคโฃ„โข€โฃฐโฃทโฃถโฃฟโ โกฐโขƒโฃดโฃฟโกฟโข‹โ โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โขพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃžโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโขธโฃทโฃŒโ ›โ ‹โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโก™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโกโ ฐโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ˆโขฉโฃฅโฃพโฃทโ โกŒโ ™โ ƒโ €
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October 2020

Weebs

Same

twitchquotes: The time was 1:53 AM. This is the last game of my plat promos. The season will end in 7 minutes. We're down by bot turret with our team as we push our lead. I see Scott rolling in as Rammus, traveling at a speed that would put Sonic himself to shame. His words echo through my $5 earbuds. "I'M GOING IN!" I pause to take in the world around me. I can do anything right now. Physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual limits no longer apply to me. I gather the strength in my forefinger as I slowly lift it over my R key. I say...no, I yell, with the ferocity of a million suns, the single word that could be heard around the world. "Same!" Galio prepares himself before leaping into the air, and delivering a devastating blow to the enemies' backline. We did it. The enemy team retreats back into their low elo. I was platinum. With a farewell to Scott for his outstanding work, I drag myself to my bed, ready to fall asleep. My phone chimes. Checking the notifications, I saw only one. A text from Clown9 Sneaky. The message brought a tear to my eye. The message simply read: โ€œIโ€™m proud of you.โ€ Now very emotional, I typed a reply. "Same."
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July 2020
Sneaky

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