Has anyone noticed this bullshit? It's honestly unfair how people like Churchill and Roosevelt got honoured for their leadership during WW2, but once you mention that Hitler's assassin should get honored as well, everybody fucking gets mad and starts calling you names. I cannot believe that people haven't honored Adolf in any way, shape or form for killing Hitler! I think one way we should honor Adolf is by building a giant statue of him in Berlin, the place where he killed Hitler by shooting him in the head, but the goddamn liberals aren't letting us do that! Instead, they claim that Adolf was "evil" and "a dictator", like bitch that's Hitler not Adolf you're mixing them up retard...
What happened to this ad? :(
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if my girl and fidget spinner both dying
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if my girlπ§πand fidget spinnerί· both dyingπ±and I can only save one π€π¬catch me at her funeral ππ»πΉspinning ί· through ί· the ί· pain ί· π― π
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Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on
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Iβm married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itβs going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear βweβre going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasβ while having sex my brain is βyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatβs a shit load of jalapeΓ±os, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heβs going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upβ
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Whoβs Joe? Joe Momma
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Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.
The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
βJoe Mommaβ¦β the creature whispered.
The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.
"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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If my girlπ§π and my fidget spinners π―π₯ are both drowningππ¦ and I could only save oneπβοΈοΈ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeralπ
π»π Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ππ
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