Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
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Mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games
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Using footage of Octavian "Kripp" Morosan's mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games, a landmark sleep study at Cologne University has successfully replicated the brain patterns produced in a comatose state. Lead researcher Don Pepporoni had hopes that this research will be able to cure the thousands of mentally invalid children who have, of late, been reduced to perpetual shitposting on video game streams.
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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT
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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? π IT'S THE POINT π IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
HELLO DALLAS FUEL? π IT'S THE POINT π IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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European Union's copyright law
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Lost to EU at Worlds
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Lost to EU at Worlds Lost to EU at MSI Lost to EU at Rift Rivals EU lul... I guess... at least I can laugh at H2K 
Nvm still more semis than us π«
Lost to EU at Worlds Lost to EU at MSI Lost to EU at Rift Rivals EU lul... I guess... at least I can laugh at H2K Nvm still more semis than us π«
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EU vs NA
Your elo doesn't mean you play at that skill level
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Your elo doesnβt necessarily mean you play at that skill level. Iβve been silver a couple seasons but i play at a platinum level. Iβve played a lot of games with plat/diamond players and managed to carry (mostly aram)
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