Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
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Hi Tyler, this is the riot balance team
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Hi Tyler, this is the riot balance team contacting you due to your expertise in the game known as League of Legends. We wanted to invite you here, to riot studios, to singlehandedly write the code for the next big patch, rebalancing the game anyway you want! we know youre a much better player, coder, and balancer of games than we are. Thank YOU T1!!!
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Tyler1
League of Legends
a girl called me peggable yesterday and idk if im happy with that lmao
so yesterday at school i was with 2 of my friends and we were standing at a table with 2 girls that one of my friends knows better than i know them, and we were talking about couples in our school, and one of the girls just says to me out of nowhere βyouβre like the main example of a kind of peggable boy tooβ and that took be by surprise so much i said βoh, wwell thanks i guessβ and i think i was probably blushing soo idk if i only solidified her opinion lmao
so like idk if she was flirting or just messing with me im not great at picking up hints, it seems like im not as crazy into pegging as most of u guys are (im mostly gay lmao) and also i dont know if i can now still normally talk to her so help me please ;-;
Kripp complains
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The opponent mulligans his cards. "Oh my god dude, are you kidding me?" says Kripp. The opponent plays a 2 drop. "Seriously dude? This is crazy." The opponent draws a card at the start of their turn. "No fckin way dude, I can't beat that." The opponent hero powers. "This is some crazy RNG bullshit" says Kripp.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
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Reddit and Twitter changed their logos
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My entire life Iβve been a hardcore anti-minority white man who despised anyone who didnβt look like me, but today I saw reddit and twitter changed their logos to the color black, and now Iβm sitting here in shock just thinking about my choices in life. Wow.
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