Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
I used to be a real ad
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Steve Yuen "You Are Gay"
Have you even been walking down the street with your best bro, and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands. You think to yourself, "that was weird, but, I'm not gay".
You are. You are gay.
Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here!
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Hey everyone, Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here! 
We are glad to see chat loves the game. You can download it for free for IOS of Andrioid right now and get 500 gems for free! Want to play more? No problem! Just use this 
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We are glad to see chat loves the game. You can download it for free for IOS of Andrioid right now and get 500 gems for free! Want to play more? No problem! Just use this ๐ณ and you may continue!
twitch chat
Kripp
sellout
I see someone lost I spam C9
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I'm in bronze everything is fine I see someone lose I spam C9
I'm in bronze everything is fine I see someone lose I spam C9
twitch chat
Overwatch
are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore
EDIT 6: hey are you there?
Simps
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
โผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐กWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Oh youโre approaching meโโโโโโโโโโBut it was me, Dioโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐