[Copypasta] Send nudes but fancy

Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
January 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hey Kripp, how's it going, Faeria Dev here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, how's it going, Faeria Dev here. We noticed that your streams are interesting and entertaining. To fix this issue, we have decided to offer you money to play our very uninteresting and boring card game that is clearly a clone of Hearthstone. We look foward to future business with you and hope that you can sellout out a little bit more in the future. ResidentSleeper
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April 2016
Kripp

I have to tell you guys something that is very important indeed

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November 2014
Kripp

KappaPride

Noobmaster, hey itโ€™s Thor again

twitchquotes: Noobmaster, hey itโ€™s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen buddy, if you donโ€™t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement youโ€™re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, thatโ€™s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.
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April 2019

The emergency surgery of Sandeep was a critical failure

twitchquotes: ๏ผข๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผซ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผท๏ผณ๏ผšTสœแด‡ แด‡แดแด‡ส€ษขแด‡ษดแด„ส sแดœส€ษขแด‡ส€ส แดา“ Sแด€ษดแด…แด‡แด‡แด˜ แดกแด€s แด€ แด„ส€ษชแด›ษชแด„แด€สŸ า“แด€ษชสŸแดœส€แด‡! Exแด˜แด‡ส€แด›s แด€ส€แด‡ แดกแด€ส€ษดษชษดษข สŸแดแด„แด€สŸs แด›แด แด‡แด แด€แด„แดœแด€แด›แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ แด€ส€แด‡แด€ แด€s แด€ sแด›แดส€แด แดา“ แด€ษดแด€สŸ-sแด‡แดกแด€ษขแด‡ ษชs แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›แด แด‡ส€แดœแด˜แด› า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ส€แด‡แด„แด›แดœแด แดา“ Sแด€ษดแด…แด‡แด‡แด˜!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Mario

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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November 2014
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