Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc? I thought not. It's not a story the OWL casters would tell you. It's a tank legend. xQc was a tank main, so powerful and so wise he could use his shield to influence the DPS to do their jobs.. He had such a knowledge of the shields that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The tank mains of the game is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was getting banned for toxicity, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reported him to blizzard in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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Ebolus enchantus
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Hosty can you roleplay as a ghost in real life?
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(ββΏββΏ) hosty can u please roleplay so when ur ghosting u pretend ur a ghost in real life? thank you (ββΏββΏ)
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Fast forward computer time to open TGT packs
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fast forward computer time to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see
fast forward computer time to August 26 2015 so you can open TGT packs everyone copy pasta this so reynad can see
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