[Copypasta] DO A BACKFLIP

97%, of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a building about to jump. "If you are the 3% sitting there with popcorn, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP," Repost this.
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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ Šโ ‰โ ‰โข‰โ โ ปโฃโ ‘โขฒโ ขโ คโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃปโฃฟโขŸโฃฝโ ฟโ ฏโ ›โกธโขนโ €โขนโ ’โฃŠโกกโ œโ “โ ขโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกœโฃฟโฃทโฃฝโ “โ €โข โข‚โฃฃโ ‹โ ‚โฃพโ ผโขŒโ ณโข„โข€โก โ œโฃฃโก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขปโขฑโฃญโ ทโ คโข…โ ดโฃกโกปโ ƒโ €โข โ โ €โข€โกฑโ œโ โข”โ Šโ €โ นโก„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃทโ Œโ šโ ทโ †โ  โ ถโ ญโข’โฃโ €โฃคโ ƒโฃ€โข”โข‹โกคโ Šโ ‘โฃ„โ ณโฃ„โ €โฃงโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ ฆโฃ€โกคโฃ„โ „โข„โฃ€โฃ โฃ’โขฆโก„โ ฉโ ทโ ฆโ Šโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโกโ ขโฃฟโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโขซโ Ÿโฃโ žโฃผโขฒโกžโฃžโ ‹โ ‹โ ‰โ ‹โ “โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃจโ ‚โขธโก… โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ƒโกจโ Šโข€โก โกŒโข˜โข‡โ žโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‚โ กโก„โ €โ €โข€โ žโขโ ”โขนโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃฃโ žโข€โ ”โขกโขขโ ‡โก˜โ Œโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โกŒโ ขโก”โขโกดโ โ €โขธโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โข โ Ÿโ โ  โขŠโ ”โฃกโขธโ €โ ƒโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฏโ ‚โก€โขชโก€โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โข€โ ”โฃโ โ จโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โข„โ ˜โก€โ €โ ˆโข†โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โขโ œโ ™โขฆโ ™โฃฆโ €โขธโ € โกดโ โ ˜โกโฃ€โกกโ €โ €โ ดโ ’โ —โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โก†โ €โ †โ „โ „โ ˜โ €โกŽโ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข…โ ‘โขผโก€ โขฏโฃ‰โฃ“โ ’โ ’โ คโ คโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ โ โ €โ €โ €โ ’โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โฃŒโฃ‡ โ €โ ˆโขณโ „โ ˆโ €โ คโข„โฃ€โ €โขˆโฃ‰โกนโ ฏโกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ ‚โ €โ €โก โ šโฃกโกฟ โ €โข โฃ‹โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ คโ ญโข›โกฉโ „โ ’โ ฉโ ‚โข€โ „โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขขโก€โ €โก โ ‹โกฉโ ‹โ €โขณ โ €โขนโ คโ ฌโ คโ ฌโ ญโฃ‰โฃ‰โขƒโ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโขบโกˆโ ‹โกขโ Šโ €โ €โ €โขธ โ €โ ˆโก†โ โข€โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‹โ ‰โ “โ ‚โ คโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โกงโ Šโก โ ฆโกˆโ ณโข„โ €โ €โ ˆ โ €โ €โขนโกœโ €โ โ €โ €โ ’โขคโก„โ คโ ”โ ถโ ’โ ›โ งโ €โ €โกผโก โ Šโ €โ €โ ™โขฆโกˆโ ณโก„โ € โ €โ €โขธโ †โ €โ ˆโ €โ  โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกœโขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข„โ ˆโขฒ โ €โ €โขธโข€โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก„โ Šโข โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโกขโฃธ โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโฃคโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ โ ’โ โ €โ  โฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ”โ พโกฟโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ’โ คโ คโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ”โฃขโฃ€โฃ‰โฃ‚โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ €
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October 2021

Derp face

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May 2021

Hey subs, thanks for paying for my free entertainment

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎHey subs, thanks for paying for my free entertainment ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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April 2022

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Based

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?
March 2021
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