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would you mind answering my question? Who the fuck asked?
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PLEBS Have you for one second indulged yourself, your mind, your brain to think that the shit you just spew could be taken as an advice/ backseat/ tip which is ON ALL CAPS in the title telling you against it. Now when you’ve contemplated well on this thought, would you mind answering my question? Who the fuck asked? PogO
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George Orwell ruined my life
Head automatically goes to pillow
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Ｗｈｅｎ Heroes of Storm， ｍｙ ｈｅａｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏｅｓ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｐｉｌｌｏｗ． Ｉ ｗａｔｃｈ ｈｉｍ ｓｐａｍ ２ ｓｋｉｌｌｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｎｏ ｇｒａｐｈｉｃｓ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｐｉｌｌｏｗ． Ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ＳＬＥＥＰ
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Kripp
Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp
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I want to touch the kripp, I tell myself. I save up my salt for years to get a trip to greece. I ring the dong bell and out the comes the border kripp face, I smell the aroma of salt and prosterinos. In his hand is a ornate salt shaker and one of reynads 15 guitars. He shoots me in the face with a fireball saying "Assume they have fireball, cause they do have fireball" from that day foward Ive never washed my face again.
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Kripp subscribes to life
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Ｉ ｕｎｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ ｆｒｏｍ ｌｉｆｅ ｔｏ ｗａｔｃｈ Ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ， ｄｅｖｏｔｅｄ ａｎｄ ｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ｔｏ ｈｉｍ， ｈｉｓ ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ； ｈｏｗ ａｍ Ｉ ｒｅｐａｉｄ？ Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｂｅｔｒａｙｓ ｍｅ， ｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｉｎｇ ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ ｔｏ ＬＩＦＥ！ i’ｍ ｓｏｒｒｙ Ｋｒｉｐｐ， ｂｕｔ ＴＨＩＳ ＭＯＮＴＨ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅｎ’ｔ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｄｏｎｇｅｒｓ， ＵＮＳＵＢＢＥＤ．
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