[Copypasta] DO A BACKFLIP

97%, of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a building about to jump. "If you are the 3% sitting there with popcorn, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP," Repost this.
December 2020
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Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers

twitchquotes: ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨δΉ( β—” ΰ±ͺβ—”)ㄏ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡β”Œ(Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)β”˜(ΰΈ‡ Ν  Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡α•™ΰΌΌβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½α•— Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packβ„’ bag of Dongers. ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨δΉ( β—” ΰ±ͺβ—”)ㄏ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡β”Œ(Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)β”˜(ΰΈ‡ Ν  Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡α•™ΰΌΌβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½α•—
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Kripp

Hi Toast, this is Volibear's son

twitchquotes: Hi Toast, this is Volibear's son. Please Toast, could you give my dad some time off? I never get to play with him anymore ever since patch 9.14. I remember all the fun we used to have before he was so busy, he used to teach me chain attacks and always said "I never say no to a good ol cursed blade!". Whenever he comes home he seems too tired to play, his attack speed is 15% less! Since he left my mom's not been the same and she hits me, she'd never do this if my dad was here. Please Mr Toast.
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Chat, I am an alien from planet Xenu

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌβ—₯β–ΆΩ„Νœβ—€β—€ΰΌ½ Chat, I am an alien from planet Xenu. I do not know what this "saltiness" tastes like. Would you demonstrate the flavor of salt for my kind? ΰΌΌβ—₯β–ΆΩ„Νœβ—€β—€ΰΌ½
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salty

I strongly support Nintendo in their potential legal action against the developers of Palworld

As a huge fan of Pokemon and someone who has played my fair share of video games, I strongly support Nintendo in their potential legal action against the developers of Palworld. In my opinion, what the developers have done is nothing short of blatant plagiarism. It is one thing to take inspiration from another artist's work and add one's own unique twist on it, but what Palworld has done goes far beyond that. The game's designs, including the creatures and their abilities, are almost identical to those of Pokemon. The overall feel and atmosphere of the game are also remarkably similar to Pokemon. It is as if the developers have taken the Pokemon world and simply given it a new name and coat of paint. It is important to note that this sort of plagiarism not only harms the gaming industry, but it also hurts the people who are genuinely creative and innovate within the industry. By allowing blatant copying of others' work to go unpunished, we send a message that original thought and creation are not valued. This, in turn, disincentivizes creativity and innovation in favor of simply taking ideas from others. Additionally, using a well-known brand and franchise like Pokemon without permission is a clear violation of intellectual property rights. By doing so, the developers of Palworld are profiting off of intellectual property that they do not own. This is a serious offense that can lead to negative legal consequences if Nintendo were to take legal action against them. In conclusion, I strongly support Nintendo in their potential legal actionagainst the developers of Palworld. Plagiarism has no place in the gaming industry, and allowing it to go unpunished sets a dangerous precedent that disincentivizes creativity and innovation. It is crucial that we protect intellectual property rights and reward those who are genuinely creative and innovative within the industry.
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