I, an atheist, accidentally said “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.
Best regards,
-an atheist(?)
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
FACEBOOK OUTDAITED
twitchquotes:
FACEBOOK OUTDATED PRIVACY OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE AWAITED NSA ACTIVATED
FACEBOOK OUTDATED PRIVACY OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE AWAITED NSA ACTIVATED
twitch chat
Watermelon
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░░░░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░░█░░░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░██░█░░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░░░░█░▄█░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░░░░▄░░█░█░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░░░░░░░░▓█▄█
░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░░░░░░░░░░▄█░█
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░▓█░▄█░█
░░░░░░░░░▄▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░█
░░░░░░░▄█░░░░░░░░░░░░▓█░▄░▄█
░░░░░░▄█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░█░
░░░░▄█░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄░░░█░▄█░
░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░▄█░▄█░░
░▄██░░░▓█░░▄█░░██░░░▄█░▄█░░░
▒█░░█▓▄░░░░█░░░░░▄██░▄█░░░░░
░░██▄░░██▓█▄▄██▓█░░▄█░░░░░░░
░░░░░███▄▄░░░░▄▄█
Program and Control Man
twitchquotes:
We are all living in Pac-Man’s world. You know what Pac stands for? P.A.C Program and Control. He’s program and Control Man. The whole thing’s a metaphor. All he can do is consume. He’s pursued by demons that are probably just in his own mind.
twitch chat
Super Smash Bros
BOB “You’re doing GREAT out there!”
twitchquotes:
BOB “You’re doing GREAT out there!” I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. “I don’t wanna talk about it guys” cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
twitch chat
Kripp
