[Copypasta] Unless someone will DM me some feet pics

COCK yep

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March 2020

I want a man who is a cunning linguist

twitchquotes: "Are you sure you've ever pleasured a woman before, poppet?" Mother asked with a snear, unamused by the clumsy performance of a rapper who couldn't use his tongue. "I'm doing my best, yo!" he replied, muffled between Mother's thighs. "You talk a big game, Mr. Dab, but you are proving to be quite a disappointment." The tattoo-faced man lifted his head aghast, his voice raising in pitch, "I got you a limo, yo, what else do you want?" Mother chuckled, "I want a man who is a cunning linguist"

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May 2019

MOONMOON

Spongebob, you are my new sex toy

August 2021

Spongebob

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AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?

So me (69m) and my friend (69m) were at waffle house (7300 Innerplan Dr, North Little Rock, Arkansas 72113-7645, US) and were discussing funerals (6-9k). I mentioned that since I will be attending his funeral (approx. 2032) that it would be impudent for him not to turn up to mine (approx. 2036). Long story short, this lead for him to swing a naughty haymaker (right) directly aiming for my jaw when I rapidly dodged and gave the cheeky cunt a swift uppercut (broken nose). He is now hospitalized (critical condition) and I am now currently evading law enforcement (on foot). My family (69f wife, 54m son, 69f wife) have been trying to contact me but I keep telling them if I ever see that punk again, I will give him a little combo (right hook, left hook, headbutt then roundhouse kick). If he is still moving I will stomp on his head until he is a little red smear on the bottom of my boot (black timberlands). I know I’m right but I feel as if I may have overreacted a tiny bit (not too much) AITA?

November 2019

Am I The Asshole?

Everything points to Amogus

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March 2022

[Copypasta] Unless someone will DM me some feet pics

COCK yep

I want a man who is a cunning linguist

Spongebob, you are my new sex toy

Spongebob

NSFW

AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?

Am I The Asshole?

Everything points to Amogus

Among Us / Amogus

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[Copypasta] Unless someone will DM me some feet pics

COCK yep

I want a man who is a cunning linguist

Spongebob, you are my new sex toy

Spongebob

NSFW

AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?

Am I The Asshole?

Everything points to Amogus

Among Us / Amogus

Classic

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