[Copypasta] I can no longer resist the pizza

twitchquotes: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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March 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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My name is Dennis Pasterino

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October 2014
Kripp

EU TEST PASSED

twitchquotes: β˜‘ Veganism β˜‘ Poverty β˜‘ Refugees β˜‘ No Guns β˜‘ Bad Teeth β˜‘ High Prices β˜‘ Allahu Ackbar ☐ Relevant in 2016 β˜‘ High Tax β˜‘ Low Wages β˜‘ No Freedom β˜‘ EU TEST PASSED
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June 2016
Kripp

EU vs NA

Slow mode, r9k mode, and randomly banning people, good job mods

twitchquotes: Boy, the mods in this channel have really done a bang-up job. When I first got here it was all cappuccino pasterino, but now that they're using slow mode, r9k and randomly banning people, we can finally have a productive chat without all the IDIOTS. Thank you, mods.
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May 2014
Kripp

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½„ο½„ο½…ο½Žο½Œο½™οΌŽ ｉ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ｃｕｍ ο½‰ο½Ž ｍｙ ο½„ο½‰ο½ο½ο½…ο½’οΌŽ ｉ ο½—ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ο½ο½…ο½’ ο½“ο½ο½Œο½…ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½’ο½‹οΌŽ 'ο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ'
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March 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, this is your mother

twitchquotes: Hello kripp. This is your mother, I saw that "brofist" you just gave to one of your subscribers. Don't make me come to Athens and make you give him a better brofist. Haven't I taught you better fisting? Love always, mum
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November 2014
Kripp
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