[Copypasta] This is my son Nestor

twitchquotes: For all those wondering, this is my son Nestor. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Florida. I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.
twitch chat
June 2020
https://www.rollcall.com/2020/06/18/matt-gaetz-and-the-until-now-unknown-adopted-son-from-cuba/
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Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

twitchquotes: 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇 下口尺 δΈ…ε°Ίε£ε‡΅δΉƒδΉšδΉ‡! ε‚π ˜¨εˆ€ δ»Žε‚ι•ΏδΉ‡ ε·₯δΈ… εˆ€ε£ε‡΅δΉƒδΉšδΉ‡! 丅口 ε°Έε°Ίε£δΈ…δΉ‡εŒšδΈ… 丅卄乇 ε±±ε£ε°ΊδΉšεˆ€ δΈ‹ε°Ίε£δ»Ž εˆ€δΉ‡γƒͺ卂丂丅卂丅ε·₯口𠘨! 丅口 ε‡΅π ˜¨ε·₯δΈ…δΉ‡ ε‚δΉšδΉš ε°ΈδΉ‡ε£ε°ΈδΉšδΉ‡δΈ‚ ε±±ε·₯丅卄ε·₯𠘨 口凡尺 π ˜¨ε‚δΈ…ε·₯口𠘨! 丅口 εˆ€δΉ‡π ˜¨ε£ε‡΅π ˜¨εŒšδΉ‡ 丅卄乇 δΉ‡γƒͺε·₯δΉšδΈ‚ 口下 丅尺凡丅卄 ε‚π ˜¨εˆ€ 乚口γƒͺδΉ‡! 丅口 δΉ‡δΉ‚δΈ…δΉ‡π ˜¨εˆ€ 口凡尺 ε°ΊδΉ‡ε‚εŒšε„ 丅口 丅卄乇 丂丅卂尺丂 卂乃口γƒͺδΉ‡! 丁乇丂丂ε·₯δΉ‡! δΈε‚δ»ŽδΉ‡δΈ‚! δΈ…δΉ‡ε‚δ»Ž ε°Ίε£εŒšι•ΏδΉ‡δΈ… δΉƒδΉšε‚δΈ‚δΈ…δΈ‚ 口下下 卂丅 丅卄乇 δΈ‚ε°ΈδΉ‡δΉ‡εˆ€ 口下 乚ε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…! δΈ‚ε‡΅ε°Ίε°ΊδΉ‡π ˜¨εˆ€δΉ‡ε°Ί 𠘨口山, 口尺 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇 丅口 δΈ‹ε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…! δ»ŽδΉ‡ε£ε±±δΈ…ε„! 丅卄卂丅'δΈ‚ ε°Ίε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…!
twitch chat
August 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

twitch emotes in non-twitch chats

twitchquotes: Is it just me, or do people who say twitch emotes out loud or type twitch emotes in non-twitch chats are super cringe worthy? The whole idea of saying twitch emotes out loud or typing them out rather than just doing the action that the emote describes is just dumb to me. Instead of saying/typing "Kappa", why not type "lol" or actually laugh like a normal person.
twitch chat
July 2019

Twilight Sparkle

β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“ β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–“β–“β–“ β–“β–“β–“β–“β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“ β–“β–“β–“β–‘β–β–Œβ–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“ β–“β–“β–“β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–’β–’β–“β–’β–“ β–“β–“β–“β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“ β–“β–“β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–Œβ–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–Œβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“ β–“β–“β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–Œβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“ β–“β–“β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–€β–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“ β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░▐▄░▓▓▓▓▓▓ β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“ β–“β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–‘β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“
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November 2014

Kripp Fapparian

twitchquotes: After the execution of Cattarian, orchestrated by House Fapparian, Rania Cattarian of House Cattarian vowed to take revenge on her husband and the king of Twitcheros, Kripp Fapparian. Rania infiltrated Kripp's Landing to sprinkle PJSalt on Kripp's foodies during the royal streaming session. Kripp's last words were, "***, I'M NEVER LUCKY!"
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Art of Conquest is the best!

twitchquotes: (sponsored viewer): Hey Kripp! I just saw your Youtube video about Art of Conquest! It looks like such an amazing free game with a lot of wonderful content and replayablility. I was wondering you were going to play Art of Conquest on stream for us tonight? It would be a privilege to watch such a skilled gamer with a positive attitude such as yourself play this mind-bogglingly complex game. Thanks Kripp, you're the best - just like Art of Conquest!
twitch chat
September 2017
Kripp

sellout

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