[Copypasta] This is my son Nestor

twitchquotes: For all those wondering, this is my son Nestor. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Florida. I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing Iโ€™ve done in my life.
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June 2020
https://www.rollcall.com/2020/06/18/matt-gaetz-and-the-until-now-unknown-adopted-son-from-cuba/
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.๏ปฟ
February 2021

Shrek

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You will never be a crewmate

You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are an impostor twisted into a crude mockery of crewmatery. All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged. You will never be a winner. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is drifting there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus.
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Undertale Sans full body

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘๏ปฟโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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February 2019

I sold my sandwich to learn about the Lucian level 2 power spike

twitchquotes: I sแดสŸแด… แดส sแด€ษดแด…แดกษชแด„สœ แด›แด สŸแด‡แด€ส€ษด แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›สœแด‡ Lแดœแด„ษชแด€ษด สŸแด‡แด แด‡สŸ 2 แด˜แดแดกแด‡ส€ sแด˜ษชแด‹แด‡. Jแดœsแด› แด€s ษช แดกแด€s แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›แด ษขแด‡แด› แดแดœแด› แดา“ แดแด€sแด›แด‡ส€ แด›ษชแด‡ส€ แด‡สŸแด สœแด‡สŸสŸ, I แด…ษชแด‡แด… แดา“ sแด›แด€ส€แด แด€แด›ษชแดษด. Iา“ แดษดสŸส I สœแด€แด… แด‡แด€แด›แด‡ษด แด›สœแด€แด› แด›แดแด€sแด›แด‡แด… แด›แดœษดแด€ sแด€สŸแด€แด… สœแดแด€ษขษชแด‡, I แดกแดแดœสŸแด… ส™แด‡ แด€สŸษชแด แด‡ แด›แดแด…แด€ส แด›แด แด›สแด˜แด‡ แด›สœษชs
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February 2015
imaqtpie

Papparrian is disappointed in Kripparrian

twitchquotes: ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ ๏ผท๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผด ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฅ ๏ผฆ๏ผต๏ผฃ๏ผซ๏ผŸ ๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ ๏ผญ๏ผฏ๏ผข๏ผก๏ผŸ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ฝŽ๏ผ‡๏ฝ” ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ๏ผ‡๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ ๏ผฒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“
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March 2014
Kripp
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