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Is buttcheeks one word, or shall I spread them apart?
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I can't stop staring at Sneaky's sexy face
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I woke up this morning ready to play some LoL. I went to the toilet and did my business like every day before making some green tea. I sat at my PC ready to play but then I had the thought: maybe I should check what's on Twitch. That was 8 hours ago and now I can't stop staring at Sneaky's sexy face.
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= Rainbow face (no space)Wife wants to leave me because of an NFT diamond ring
My wife loves new technology and is into cryptocurrency and so I thought it would be thoughtful to buy her a diamond ring as a NFT.
I spent about 3 ETH which is like $12000 CAD. So when she got home from work I told her I had a surprise for her.
I put a blindfold on my wife and guided her into our room where our computer is set up. Soon as she opened her eyes and saw what it was, she absolutely exploded with rage saying I was an asshole and was only thinking about myself. She then accused me of spending money on stupid thing and said she鈥檚 going to go find a boyfriend.
I don鈥檛 know what to do in this situation. I was only thinking about HER interests and how happy she would be to receive this new technology. Plus the price of her ring will only appreciate. Stupid real diamonds only depreciate.
We have now signed up for NFT relationship counselling.
I have been seeking relationship advice but everyone says to buy her NFT flowers or NFT chocolates. And when I did that, that was the last straw.
Wife sent me divorce papers and I converted it into NFT. I know in the long run when all these NFT鈥檚 moon. She will come crawling back.
Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded
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銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 PUT SHOE ON HEAD TO PROVE NOT PRE-RECORDED 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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Finland's national anthem
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Finland mentioned, so here is our national anthem: Is盲m maa karjala perkele sauna kirves vaimo 6-1 omakotitalo vene terva m盲ntysuopa suomempystykorva konepistooli karhu ilves susi kossu viina pontikka mets盲 kiitos 39-45 veteraani Mannerheim Juti rillaa Seppo R盲ty Mika H盲kkinen syd盲nkohtaus diabetes Trixi saatana.
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