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A dirty joke from the 1400s...
A dirty joke from the 1400s...
In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. βLook also on the other side,β said the poor creature, βmy husband has sometimes taken that road.β
From βThe Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggioβ, a joke book published in the 1400βs by Poggio Bracciolini
A dirty joke from the 1400s...
In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. βLook also on the other side,β said the poor creature, βmy husband has sometimes taken that road.β
From βThe Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggioβ, a joke book published in the 1400βs by Poggio Bracciolini
I love seeing TRUMP lose
twitchquotes:I love seeing TRUMP lose, it's my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. His loss is the only reason i'm still alive, i was born to love and enjoy the failure that he has achieved.
I love seeing TRUMP lose, it's my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. His loss is the only reason i'm still alive, i was born to love and enjoy the failure that he has achieved.
I love your stream. Just kidding
twitchquotes:I love your stream. Your energy and optimism is inspiring and you just make my day so much brighter. Just kidding lol. It's tanner. I see you're still playing this children's card game despite me stealing and selling your account back in the day. Anyways, good talk. See you at the gym ... not.
I love your stream. Your energy and optimism is inspiring and you just make my day so much brighter. Just kidding lol. It's tanner. I see you're still playing this children's card game despite me stealing and selling your account back in the day. Anyways, good talk. See you at the gym ... not.
δΉδΉγε°Ίε δΈε±±ε£δΉε£
twitchquotes:In japan we don't say 'I love Star Wars' we say δΉδΉγε°Ίε δΈε±±ε£δΉε£ which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'I wanna fuck Ben Swolo' in japanese symbols.
In japan we don't say 'I love Star Wars' we say δΉδΉγε°Ίε δΈε±±ε£δΉε£ which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'I wanna fuck Ben Swolo' in japanese symbols.
i forgor π
nah, you forgor π how to be funny.
you forgor π how to be original.
you forgor π how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember π"
yeah, you rember π the reason your parents divorced.
you rember π the reason why youre alone.
you rember π why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao
nah, you forgor π how to be funny.
you forgor π how to be original.
you forgor π how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember π"
yeah, you rember π the reason your parents divorced.
you rember π the reason why youre alone.
you rember π why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao