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Is buttcheeks one word, or shall I spread them apart?
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Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer
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Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.
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This deck looks spicy!
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This deck looks spicy! But not as spicy as Taco Bellโs new Sriracha Queserito 
โข Just $2.99 for a limited time only! LIVE MAS!
โข Just $2.99 for a limited time only! LIVE MAS!
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Empirical data suggests this is a QTpie stream
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AH! White shirt! Gray screen! Empirical data suggests this is a QTpie stream.
AH! White shirt! Gray screen! Empirical data suggests this is a QTpie stream.
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Ninja's wife and xqc's twitter feud
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Of course ๐ค I was going to answer๐ฎโโ๏ธ sweetie , ๐ฅฐ I was eating breakfast๐ง, fueling up for a productive day ๐
Not very relatable ๐คจ I know! ๐ผ You should teach me a thing ๐ or 2โ about fundraisers ๐ฃ๐ต i'm sure you know a thing or two โ about raising funds. ๐คฃ๐คช I mean, these gucci ๐ bags don't pay for themselves. ๐ ๐ฆ
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Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games
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Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games. We understand there was an issue with our last financial restructuring that inadvertently canceled the auto-pay into your account. We've gone ahead and rectified the issue, as well as forwarding an additional 10% as an apology. We look forward to your updated commentary regarding our latest content expansion for Path of Exile.
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