[Copypasta] Instagram Black Squares

twitchquotes: My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you
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June 2020
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WIFE TEST

twitchquotes: WIFE TEST ๐Ÿ‘ฉ IF YOU TOUCH THE WIFE , GO TO CHEAT ๐Ÿ† โŽ forsenCD / ๐Ÿ† โญ
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Kripp sends Hafu a romantic letter

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is Hafu... Remember when i asked you to unleash your hounds on my freezing trap but instead you gave me an explosive shot to the face with your acidic swamp ooze? While i always love a good multishot to the face... you finished so quickly it fealt like i was having sex with Nozdormu or something... i mean, i am not just some succubus for you to shiv any time you please..
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Spending New years eve on twitch BibleeThump

twitchquotes: No job โœ” BibleThump Mom's house โœ” BibleThump No talents โœ” BibleThump No gf โœ” BibleThump No friends โœ” BibleThump No midnight kiss โœ” BibleThump Spending New years eve on twitch โœ” BibleThump Must be us BibleThump
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Imaqtpie washed up

twitchquotes: Last Saturday, I found Imaqtpie wet and unconscious on a beach. I quickly asked a lifeguard to watch over him while I get help. The lifeguard walks away muttering that he "doesnt watch washed up streamers".
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Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs

twitchquotes: (เธ‡โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡ Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs, foul Moderinos (เธ‡โ•ญเฒฐ_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡
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