[Copypasta] Instagram Black Squares

twitchquotes: My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you
twitch chat
June 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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I screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral

Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
February 2021

Among Us / Amogus

I have a really small keyboard

twitchquotes: Ź°įµ‰Ė”įµ– įµįµ‰ į¶œŹ°įµƒįµ— į“µ Ź°įµƒįµ›įµ‰ įµƒ Ź³įµ‰įµƒĖ”Ė”Źø Ė¢įµįµƒĖ”Ė” įµįµ‰Źøįµ‡įµ’įµƒŹ³įµˆ įµƒāæįµˆ į“µ'įµ Ė¢įµ—įµ˜į¶œįµ įµ—Źøįµ–į¶¦āæįµ Ė”į¶¦įµįµ‰ įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢
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August 2020

I need the 2-3 police here right away

twitchquotes: ā•°(ā€ā—•ļ¹ā—•ā€)恤 hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency ā•°(ā€ā—•ļ¹ā—•ā€)恤
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February 2015
Kripp

Reynad you are the biggest influence in my life

twitchquotes: Reynad you are the biggest influence in my life. Sadly I seem to have turned into a salt shaker, please no copy pasterino macarino
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November 2014
Reynad

salty

Genuine Kripp Smile

twitchquotes: Look at him, look at that smile. That's a genuine Kripp Smileā„¢ there if I ever saw one. Now chat, if you pay close attention you'll realize that these rare, genuine demonstrations of happiness only actually happen when Kripp is playing Hearthstone. Not Artifact, not Magic, not anything else. Hearthstone is where Kripp's heart really is at. We just have to understand and support that, no matter what.
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December 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

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