[Copypasta] Instagram Black Squares

twitchquotes: My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you
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June 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Please wake up, we miss you

twitchquotes: If youā€™re reading this, youā€™ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. Weā€™re trying a new technique. We donā€™t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
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Kripp

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EU "Expect Unsatisfactionā€ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport

EU "Expect Unsatisfactionā€ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport no wins Any %
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The phrase ā€œitā€™s just a gameā€ is such a weak mindset

twitchquotes: The phrase ā€œitā€™s just a gameā€ is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, youā€™ve lost twice. Thereā€™s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
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Ninja

Imagine the profit!

twitchquotes: soon kripp. you will have enough subs to turn it into sub mode. you will cause a rage so fierce from the common plebs that they will only turn to subbing to not lose their spam rights. you will become the richest streamer on here based off the rage of others. imagine the profit!
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November 2014
Kripp

Ben Shapiro asks a girl out to prom

Ok, so l-let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that, perhaps, I, Ben, was to ask you, Stacy, to the prom, right now. Now let me ask you, in that situation, would it not be in your best interest to say yes? I mean the answer is obvious, right? Now let's suppose, that in fact, I was doing so right now, in this room. Now, hypothetically, what would your response be?
January 2021

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