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I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
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Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βcleverβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youβre *** dead, kiddo.
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Sorry, I dropped my chess set
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β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β Sorry, I've dropped my chess set β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β ββ ββ β
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Derpo Spamu-desu
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Hello my name is Derpo Spamu-desu, I am the last spamurai ........... if you wanna be part of this ancient japanese tradition spam your ascii and troll texts all over twitch. May the spam be with you! β¬β¬ΞΉβββββββοΊ€
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I am a muricunt born in America
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I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
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Dear Qtpie. This is the Queen of England
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Dear Qtpie. This is the Queen of England. I am revoking your knighthood due to your refusal to play Sion. Furthermore, keeping any gate is henceforth considered an act of high treason. Your insolence stops here foul knave
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