[Copypasta] Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

twitchquotes: Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
twitch chat
April 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

twitchquotes: 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇 下口尺 δΈ…ε°Ίε£ε‡΅δΉƒδΉšδΉ‡! ε‚π ˜¨εˆ€ δ»Žε‚ι•ΏδΉ‡ ε·₯δΈ… εˆ€ε£ε‡΅δΉƒδΉšδΉ‡! 丅口 ε°Έε°Ίε£δΈ…δΉ‡εŒšδΈ… 丅卄乇 ε±±ε£ε°ΊδΉšεˆ€ δΈ‹ε°Ίε£δ»Ž εˆ€δΉ‡γƒͺ卂丂丅卂丅ε·₯口𠘨! 丅口 ε‡΅π ˜¨ε·₯δΈ…δΉ‡ ε‚δΉšδΉš ε°ΈδΉ‡ε£ε°ΈδΉšδΉ‡δΈ‚ ε±±ε·₯丅卄ε·₯𠘨 口凡尺 π ˜¨ε‚δΈ…ε·₯口𠘨! 丅口 εˆ€δΉ‡π ˜¨ε£ε‡΅π ˜¨εŒšδΉ‡ 丅卄乇 δΉ‡γƒͺε·₯δΉšδΈ‚ 口下 丅尺凡丅卄 ε‚π ˜¨εˆ€ 乚口γƒͺδΉ‡! 丅口 δΉ‡δΉ‚δΈ…δΉ‡π ˜¨εˆ€ 口凡尺 ε°ΊδΉ‡ε‚εŒšε„ 丅口 丅卄乇 丂丅卂尺丂 卂乃口γƒͺδΉ‡! 丁乇丂丂ε·₯δΉ‡! δΈε‚δ»ŽδΉ‡δΈ‚! δΈ…δΉ‡ε‚δ»Ž ε°Ίε£εŒšι•ΏδΉ‡δΈ… δΉƒδΉšε‚δΈ‚δΈ…δΈ‚ 口下下 卂丅 丅卄乇 δΈ‚ε°ΈδΉ‡δΉ‡εˆ€ 口下 乚ε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…! δΈ‚ε‡΅ε°Ίε°ΊδΉ‡π ˜¨εˆ€δΉ‡ε°Ί 𠘨口山, 口尺 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇 丅口 δΈ‹ε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…! δ»ŽδΉ‡ε£ε±±δΈ…ε„! 丅卄卂丅'δΈ‚ ε°Ίε·₯εŽΆε„δΈ…!
twitch chat
August 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

Why don't people like Brigitte?

twitchquotes: Why don't people like Brigitte? I can't be the only one who loves being stunned the entire game. Shield bash is so amazing and really makes for some intense and fun gameplay. Thanks Blizzard
twitch chat
May 2018
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Bro, you MASHING right now!

twitchquotes: Last night, I dreamt I was the head chef at an Italian restaurant, and a notoriously-picky food critic was waiting for his meal. I was terrified. His review would make or break my career as a chef. I spent an hour cooking up the best pasta I had ever made, and brought it out to his table. But the moment I came up to him, he turned to me and shouted "Bro, you MASHING right now!" I was stunned. It was NairoMK. I woke up in a cold sweat.
twitch chat
November 2019
NairoMK

Super Smash Bros

Just me and EA hanging out

twitchquotes: Just me and πŸ’°πŸ’•EAπŸ’•πŸ’°, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars🌟 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy πŸ˜πŸ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his πŸ’°πŸ’¦looties!πŸ’¦πŸ’° Yeah! Yeah!πŸ’•πŸ’¦ I earn them!πŸ’¦ I buy them!πŸ’¦ I purchase them wholeπŸ’¦πŸ’° 😍 It makes πŸ’°πŸ’˜EAπŸ’˜πŸ’° 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... πŸ’•πŸ’¦πŸ˜«Harder EA! Harder EA! πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’• 1 lootieπŸ’¦, 2 lootieπŸ’¦πŸ’¦, 3 lootieπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦, 4πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ I'm πŸ’°πŸ’˜EA'sπŸ’˜πŸ’° πŸ‘‘Disney princess πŸ‘‘but I'm also a consumer whore! πŸ’Ÿ He makes me OPπŸ’—!He makes me feel goodπŸ’œ! πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜ πŸ‘‘πŸ’¦πŸ’˜Wa-What!πŸ’˜πŸ’¦πŸ‘‘ο»Ώ
twitch chat
November 2017

Anime girl 3

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