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Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
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this is all a dream, but we don't have enough money to keep you living through your coma 
You have been gifted EMOTIONAL TRAUMA and PERMANENT ANXIETY. Type 
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