[Copypasta] Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

twitchquotes: Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
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April 2020
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If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them πŸ™‹πŸ». if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me πŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸ½πŸ™‹πŸΎ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😒. if world against the kripp, i am against the world βŒπŸŒβ˜„οΈ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of kripp πŸ€“πŸŒΉ. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world 🀠
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If Apple opens super green tomorrow

If Apple opens super green tomorrow, I will buy a green Apple and cut a 1/4in hole in it and fuck it with my peen.
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WallStreetBets

I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!

twitchquotes: (Β° ~ΝœΚ–~ Β°)I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!(Β° ~ΝœΚ–~ Β°)
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Trick2g

GOATS is very fun to watch and very interactive!

twitchquotes: PogChamp GOATS is very fun to watch and very interactive! PogChamp ($5 has been transferred to your PayPal account, remember to remove this message when sharing in chat)
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β€œRatio” shut up. Shut the fuck up

β€œRatio” shut up. Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares! You’re gonna get the negative side of this ratio that you so care about. Shut the fuck up. I thought Reddit was bad enough but now it’s borrowing from Twitter. Nobody gives a shit about the like ratio, nobody gives a shit about your retarded comment. Take my advice and shut the fuck up!
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