[Copypasta] 69 is so funny

twitchquotes: 69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!
twitch chat
April 2020
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas

Till I realized Kripp is a dude...

twitchquotes: ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I was m*sturbating to this stream for 10 minutes till I realized Kripp is a dude....... ༼ ºل͟º ༽
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

How do you think we will conquer Ukraine

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad I'm a military strategist in Mother Russia, how do you think we will conquer Ukraine
twitch chat
July 2014
Reynad

Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm a 12 year old boy, I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. My dad left us a few years ago and my mom beats me. I'm very shy and I am bullied at school. Anyways, I played Hearthstone to take my mind of all this stuff. I played Kripp and he said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter", "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". He hated me so much and this makes me very sad. :(
twitch chat
July 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

Mario

▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▄▄▄▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▄▀▀▓▓▓▀█▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▄▀▓▓▄██████▄▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▄█▄█▀░░▄░▄░█▀▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▄▀░██▄░░▀░▀░▀▄▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▀▄░░▀░▄█▄▄░░▄█▄▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▀█▄▄░░▀▀▀█▀▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▄▀▓▓▓▀██▀▀█▄▀▀▄▒▒ ▒▒█▓▓▄▀▀▀▄█▄▓▓▀█░█▒▒ ▒▒▀▄█░░░░░█▀▀▄▄▀█▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▄▀▀▄▄▄██▄▄█▀▓▓█▒▒ ▒▒█▀▓█████████▓▓▓█▒▒ ▒▒█▓▓██▀▀▀▒▒▒▀▄▄█▀▒▒ ▒▒▒▀▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
November 2014

I thought my parents were rap battling

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck mann fick fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck My parents were fighting and I thought they were rap battling so I came in and started beatboxing. Fuck fuck fuck why am I such an idiot fuck fuck fuck
February 2021
Text-to-Speech Playing