[Copypasta] Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation...

Don't๐Ÿ‘ pretend๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘be ๐Ÿ‘entitled๐Ÿ‘ to๐Ÿ‘ financial๐Ÿ‘ compensation๐Ÿ‘ if ๐Ÿ‘you ๐Ÿ‘or๐Ÿ‘ a๐Ÿ‘ loved ๐Ÿ‘one ๐Ÿ‘hasn't๐Ÿ‘ even ๐Ÿ‘been ๐Ÿ‘diagnosed๐Ÿ‘ with ๐Ÿ‘mesothelioma
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