[Copypasta] Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

Secret Puerto Rican lover

twitchquotes: Hola, Kripp, this is Antonio, Rania's secret Puerto Rican lover. I mistakenly left a package of my Magnum XXL Heavy-Duty Condoms at your place last night while you were complaining about a children's card game. I was hoping I could swing by tonight and pick them up. I'll just go in through the backdoor just like how I do with Rania, the dirty girl! Thanks, and good luck with your funny little computer game!

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

Classic

Anduin and Uther

twitchquotes: Anduin is standing outside, looking through the window. He sees how Ben Brode SCAMAZes Tyrande. A small tear runs down his face. "Since Tyrande is the new Priest hero, nobody will ever fulfill my wishes and desires..." A muscular hand lays down on Anduin's shoulder. He turns around and gasps. It's Uther, the Lightbringer himself. "Don't worry, I will make sure you will get my Blessing of Might". Anduin's sorrow immediatly vanishes as he is about to receive his blessing. Uther smirks and reveals his 5/3 Assbringer. "Wow..." Anduin says. Uther slams his Assbringer into Anduin's 1/1 Lightspawn. "Well Played" Uther yells as he Consecrates all over Anduin's face. "BY THE HOLY LIGHT!"

twitch chat

October 2016

Hearthstone

SIMP

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December 2020

Simps

FeelsBadMan pyramid

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan

Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid FeelsBadMan

May as well not even bother FeelsBadMan

And Still my pyramid sucks

twitch chat

November 2018

Classic

Everytiem kripp topdeck

twitchquotes: Everytiem kripp topdick, i well met all over myself Kreygasm

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

Secret Puerto Rican lover

Classic

Anduin and Uther

Hearthstone

SIMP

Simps

FeelsBadMan pyramid

Classic

Everytiem kripp topdeck

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