[Copypasta] Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand The Bible

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Bible. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jesus’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in God’s existential catchphrase "Never trust anyone completely but God." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King James's genius wit unfolds itself on the pages. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bible tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

August 2021

Disgrace to all Morosans

twitchquotes: ＯｃｔａｖｉａｎＭｏｒｏｓａｎ，ｔｈｉｓｉｓｙｏｕｒｇｒｅａｔｇｒｅａｔｇｒａｎｄｐａｒｒｉａｎ，ＩａｍｃｏｎｔａｃｔｉｎｇｙｏｕｆｒｏｍｂｅｙｏｎｄｔｈｅｇｒａｖｅｔｏｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｔｈａｔｙｏｕａｒｅａｄｉｓｇｒａｃｅｔｏａｌｌＭｏｒｏｓａｎｓｂｅｃａｕｓｅｏｆｙｏｕｒｒｅｃｅｎｔｓｗｉｔｃｈｔｏｂｅｉｎｇａｃａｓｕａｌ．ＰｌｓｎｏＭａｓｅｒａｔｉ

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March 2014

Kripp

Please mod me I'm your mother

twitchquotes: Hey [insert streamer name] it's me. Your actual fucking MOTHER. I basically modded you throughout childhood so you might as well give me mod now. if you don't mod me you're basically calling yourself a failure as a human being. Make me proud of you.

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March 2020

imaqtpie think he is popular

twitchquotes: imaqtpie think he is popular but the truth is i am watching his stream with all my 20k accounts for proof i will copy and paste this on all my accounts

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August 2017

imaqtpie

Jake has huge RipTires

twitchquotes: Jake has huge RipTires, he is one of the best players in OWL, when Jake isn`t beating up people in Overwatch, he`s beating people in real life so you better think before you speak, peace out.

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April 2018

OverwatchLeague

[Copypasta] Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand The Bible

Disgrace to all Morosans

Please mod me I'm your mother

imaqtpie think he is popular

Jake has huge RipTires

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