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I don't geddit

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.

August 2021

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. When I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, resistant material and make millions. Brigades will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests.

August 2021

Cheerio Kripp, this is Nigel from Yogurtcast

twitchquotes: Cheerio Kripp, this is Nigel from Yogurtcast. Oliver and I have some smashing news for you! Your casual playstyle, and ability to endure childrens videogames makes you a proper candidate for the splendid world of Minecraft commentary! Tally ho!

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May 2015

Kripp

Kripp and Hafu

twitchquotes: ＫＲＩＰＰＴＨＩＳＩＳＨＡＦＵ．ＹＯＵＡＲＥＩＮＴＲＯＵＢＬＥＭＩＳＴＥＲ．Ｙｏｕａｒｅｎｏｔｇａｙ！Ｙｏｕｔａｌｋｔｏｍｅｏｎｔｈｅｐｈｏｎｅｅｖｅｒｙｎｉｇｈｔ，ａｎｄｗｈｏｃａｎｆｏｒｇｅｔｏｕｒｎｉｇｈｔｓｏｆｅｎｄｌｅｓｓｎｉｐｐｌｅｐｌａｙ？ＳｔｏｐｔｈｅｃｈａｒａｄｅａｎｄｃｏｍｅｂａｃｋｔｏｙｏｕｒＨａｆｕｂａｂｙ．Ｐｌｚｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏｃｈｉｎｇｃｈｏｎｇｃｈａｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｎｏｏｄｌｅｒｉｎｏｂｏｋｃｈｏｙｋｕｎｇｐａｏｒｉｎｏ．

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March 2014

Kripp

We are Kappa

twitchquotes: WE ARE KAPPA , KAPPA LIVES IN OUR SOUL AND WE WILL PRAY HIM DAY AND NIGHT FOR THE DONGERINOS HEARTHSTONERINOS FROM DUMBLANDIA THANKS FOR HEARD AND SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND KAPPA

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March 2014

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[Copypasta] Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

I don't geddit

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They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger

Cheerio Kripp, this is Nigel from Yogurtcast

Kripp and Hafu

We are Kappa

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