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Where were u when USSR fell?
I was in gulag tourturing prisoner when t-34 tank came
"Stalin is kil"
"Nyet"
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What happened to this ad? :(
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notices you have a bulge
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Rawr~nuzzles how are you daddy? pounces on you youāre so warm. owo? notices you have a bulge. someoneās happy! nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe. rubbies your bulgy wolgy youāre so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesnāt stop growing uwu kisses you and lickies your neck. do you likie? im wagging my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy wolgy! come on daddy dont keep me waiting~
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Hello Moonman or whatever your name is
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Hello Moonman or whatever your name is, I just wanted to tell you to please stop ruining my chat experience with these "smugs" and "smegs" and what not. Honestly, I find them absolutely infuriating to see in every chatroom I stumble upon. Fuck that dumb purple lady.
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MOONMOON
AITA for ending my marriage over Animal Crossing??
I (65m) and my wife 24(f) have been together for 8 years, married for 4. All my friends are jealous that i was able to score such a hot young woman but itās starting to cause some problems in our relationship believe it or not.
When the pandemic hit, I was very nervous since Iām not in great health. We decided to buy the Nintendo Switch and play this game called Animal Crossing. I guess itās popular with the kids?
Anywho, we start building this town and everything was fine at first. Then, my wife decides that she wants to remodel the town. No problem. But she starts cutting down all the trees, destroying the cliffs, removing the river, etc... I told her this is out of line. We should respect nature not destroy it. Her answer? It was ugly and she didnāt like to walk the long way around.
She also takes all of my hard earned money from fishing and gambles it all away on turnip stocks. Last week she spent 400k on turnips and sold them for 260k. Do you know how many red snappers I need to catch to make that back up? Iām trying to retire soon and itās making me think she doesnāt know how to manage money.
What really drove me to the breaking point, my best friend Boon is on the island and we really get along. He likes to lift weights, so do I. I log into the game one day and build him a gift. When I try to find him, heās nowhere to be found... I ask, where is boon? She doesnāt answer. Where is Boon ?? She says āI kicked him off the island, he was annoyingā. Reddit, she kicked my best friend off the island without even talking to me.
The next day I filed for divorce and kicked her out. Iām keeping the switch and rebuilding our town. Hopefully Boon comes back. AITA or did I doge a bullet with my sociopathic (ex)wife?
Edit: Thank you all for the support and messages over the last 24hrs. Itās been a wild day but the good news is that after a few hours of island hopping I was able to find Boon and convince him to come back to my island. Seems like things are heading in the right direction.
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I have to tell you guys something that is very important indeed
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Kripp
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I want to date Pokimane so bad
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I want to date Pokimane so bad. She is so cute and I love her so much. She has a cute smile and a cute face. Sheās a gamer like me and has a amazing personality. I would love to tell her every night āI love youā and rub her feet while she is streaming. We would go out when she isnāt doing gamer stuff and have fun together. She is also really good at gaming so I would be able to get carried by my very own GF. I love girls who are better at things than me so I can learn from them. God I want to date Pokimane
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