[Copypasta] female streamer

twitchquotes: ok, so i need some advice, there is this female streamer ive been watching for like 3 years, i've donated around $10,000 and bought about a dozen items on her amazon wishlist, she always calls me cute and now im her mod! im thinking of asking her out soon what do you guys think?
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November 2019
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My family keeps making Amongus references

It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿคฌ don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" ๐Ÿค” and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ But then the worse part๐Ÿ˜‘ every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS ๐Ÿ˜† but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?
March 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Rank 25 Casual

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎHey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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January 2015
Kripp

Squid

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘(โ—)โ–’โ–’(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

Kripp will come in your room tonight

twitchquotes: hello my name is Kripp, i died to a top deck 10 rounds ago. unless u send this to copy and paste this 10 times, i will come in your room tonight and whine at you. i look like a 35 year old vegan without any luck. i will show up every night you have seven min to post it or else.
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December 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

The Feed Lord is here

twitchquotes: Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana slowly stroked his beard. There was only one thing on his mind. "I have a need..." he smirked. "A need to feed." His hand moved from his beard to his mouse. He locked in kog maw with a grin. "The Feed Lord is here."
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August 2015
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