[Copypasta] female streamer

twitchquotes: ok, so i need some advice, there is this female streamer ive been watching for like 3 years, i've donated around $10,000 and bought about a dozen items on her amazon wishlist, she always calls me cute and now im her mod! im thinking of asking her out soon what do you guys think?
twitch chat
November 2019
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Dan from the next room over

twitchquotes: Hello this is Dan from the next room over. Can you shut the fuck up for 2 minutes it's almost 2am and I can still hear you. I have had a hard day doing REAL work for 13 hours and all I want is a bit of peace and quiet. LOL just kidding it's Tanner from highschool again, enjoy playing your kids games while I'm hanging out with Becca. We're watching re-runs of that time you lost that little card game tournament. Peace out, squirt
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December 2018

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A fine capitalist girl

twitchquotes: I may be✊ a communist πŸš©βš’β­οΈ but if i seeπŸ‘€ a fine πŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜© capitalist πŸ’°πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ girl πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ you betπŸ˜€πŸ™Œ imma be tryna seize πŸ‘ the means of dat booty πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’―
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April 2019

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i am currently trapped in 800 SR bronze

twitchquotes: moon i am currently trapped in 800 SR bronze my mains are Torbjorn and Bastion (I'm a huge defensive player, you know, a good defense is a gooder offense) but my team refuses to play around me and sometime even report me. Why elo hell is real??? How do you overcome adversity and become top 500? Thanks you for your time :)
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July 2017
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Kripp is a casual vegan

twitchquotes: Coke is not vegan. Vegans and vegetarians should note that a our drinks contain small traces of fish gelatine, which is used as a stabiliser for the beta-carotene colour. Not only is Kripp a casual gamer, he is a casual vegan as well!
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This guy's DDOS is crazy

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's DDOS is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy ISP can't win against a DDOS like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely this IP to win" β˜‘ β€œHe used the only DDOS site the that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect program” β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI streamed that perfectly"!!!
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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