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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. Thereโs just not mushroom for Italian chefs in todayโs world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Donโt call yourself Italian if you werenโt baptized in marinara sauce. You are literally too stupid to insult.
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