[Copypasta] When batman beats mentally ill clowns

twitchquotes: How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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May 2021

Confused DrDisrespect

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ‰โฃ‰โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโ ‰โ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโ ›โ โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โ ˆโ ‹โ โ  โฃพโกฟโ ›โ ›โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ  โฃดโฃถโฃฆโฃคโก€โ ™โขฟ โ ƒโขฐโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ›โขฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃพโกฟโ โ „โ ‚โ ‚โ „โ ˜โ ‰โ ™โ ปโฃฟโฃฆโ ˆ โฃฆโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โ ˆโข โฃฟโกฟโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โฃ โฃดโฃพโฃฟโ โข  โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ ฟโ Ÿโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃคโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃˆโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ „โข โฃพ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ „โขฐโฃฟโฃถโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โกˆโ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โข‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ฆโก˜โ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโกฟโฃงโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃ„โ „โ  โ „โ „โ „โข€โกŒโ โ „โ „โ „โฃนโ Ÿโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโกคโฃพโฃฟโฃทโข„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃถโฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃคโฃถโ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ปโขฟโ ฟโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃ‰โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃ†โฃผโฃฟโ ฒโ ฒโ ถโขฆโฃ„โก€โ ปโกโ „โ „โ ฐโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ  โ „โ „โ „โ ปโขโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโ Ÿโขƒโก„โ โ „โ „โ ธโฃพโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ โ šโ ‹โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ’โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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May 2020
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โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆ โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ
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Smash bros in the year 20XX

twitchquotes: The year is 20XX. Every official stream online has zero views because grassroots organizations have usurped all Esports streams. Nintendo is destitute and broke, their only source of income is through taxing sold copies of Melee, CRTs, and gamecubes. Society has evolved to the point that with a cybernetic implant, you can connect directly to netplay and shine on your opponent while broadcasting free of a DMCA complaint and a C&D letter from Nintendo. Doug Bowser is the last living human without an implant, and is found cold and naked, wondering why everyone is constantly talking about wavedashes.
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