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How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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What happened to this ad? :(
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I feel so bad for people who unironically like anime
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I feel so bad for people who unironically like anime. Like, they didn't choose to be born with an IQ of 20 in a home with unloving parents. Imagine all the bullying they must experience at home, at school, and at the special services daycare. Let's stop bullying them, guys. They may be too retarded to understand that's what we're doing, but that doesn't mean we should pick on them. Thank you
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Weebs
God I wish Winston was real
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God I wish Winston was real. I want him to sit on my face with his furry ass. I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure. God I wish Winston was real.
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Spongebob, you are my new sex toy
CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER
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( 蜖掳 蜔蕱 汀掳) CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER ( 蜖掳 蜔蕱 汀掳)
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Kripp
鈳犫暠猝糕帬 
YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! 猝光暡鈳濃Ч