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How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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At least I feel safe with Tyler
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My dad beats me 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone
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Tyler1
League of Legends
Story of Felipe
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Let me tell you about Felipe. Felipe is good boy from Guadalajara. He wake at 6:00 to make food for white man. He eat his chipotle like a good boy, and clean the taco like a good boy. When he finish burrito he play stonehearth, but Felipe is sad. Felipe say he no win because of Kripp, and Felipe want retribution. Beware your taco kripp, it may have jalapeno poison...
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Kripp
I WANT TO TOUCH THE KRIPPARRIAN
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ｉᴡａɴｔ ᴛｏ ᴛｏᴜｃʜ ｔʜｅ ᴋｒɪｐᴘａʀｒɪａɴ
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Kripp
I sexually Identify as a snow chugger
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I sexually Identify as a snow chugger. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of chuggering over the plains of Azeroth freezing disgusting hunters. People say to me that a person being a snowchugger is Impossible and I m fuсking retarded but I don t care, I m beautiful. I m having a mech warper install snow plows, salt shakers and whirling blades on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Choo Choo" and respect my right to chugga chugga and freeze needlessly. If you can t accept me you re a mechaphobe and need to check your topdeck privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Hearthstone
What if we all send the same message?
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what if we all send the same message?
what if we all send the same message?
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