[Copypasta] When batman beats mentally ill clowns

twitchquotes: How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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November 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
March 2021

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September 2021

I hope Tahm wins xD

twitchquotes: I hope Tahm wins xD OSFrog I’m a Tahm main and he’s just so fun ! OSFrog People get so trolled by the Q damage, and his voice lines are so alpha like when he talks about his tongue LOL OSFrog He’s super random but also stronger than he looks, just like Sneaky xD OSFrog
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September 2020

League of Legends

Minecraft creeper

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December 2020

Noggin Clontith and Amogus

April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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