[Copypasta] When batman beats mentally ill clowns

twitchquotes: How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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November 2019
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Kripp's new sub emotes have convinced me he is a sellout

twitchquotes: สœแด‡ส แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€sแด› สแดแดœ'สŸสŸ ส™แด‡ ส€แด‡แด€แด…ษชษดษข า“ส€แดแด แดแด‡. แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ ษดแด‡แดก แด‡แดแดแด›แด‡s สœแด€แด แด‡ แด„แดษดแด ษชษดแด„แด‡แด… แดแด‡ แด›สœแด€แด› สแดแดœ'ส€แด‡ แดŠแดœsแด› แด€ษดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ sแด‡สŸสŸโ”€แดแดœแด›. ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› แด›สœแด€ษด แด›สœแด‡ ส€แด‡sแด›. ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดแด‡แด… า“แดส€ สแดแดœส€ แด ษชแด‡แดกแด‡ส€s... ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด›, ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดแด‡แด… า“แดส€ แดแด‡. ส™แดœแด› แด›สœแด€แด›'s แดแด แด‡ส€, แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜. ษขแดแดแด…ส™สแด‡
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November 2014
Kripp

I love Pokimane

A lot of people say that Pokimane is not really a talented streamer but she's famous. A lot of people say her success comes from looking good and i'd agree with them and some of these people say her success comes from her personality and all the time she's spent streaming and i'd also agree with them. The thing is I think i'm in love with Pokimane and I think she's super pretty, talented, amazing, beautifal, funny, and smart. I want to make Pokimane my wife and wake up to her next to me every morning. I want to please her in every way I can just to see the smile on her face. Every time I think about waking up next to her , it makes me so happy and so in love with her. I think she has one of the most beautiful bodies on this earth and I would like to see her with my own eyes every day. Her smile , her charm, her charisma, her laughter, her tears, her thoughts, her feelings. I want to share everything with this women that I've fallen for. I don't care that people are going to say that I have no chance with her it's fine but thinking about being with her makes me happy so why is it so wrong to have that. If you guys want to make fun of me for liking Pokimane that's fine but I'll always love her with everything I have. I want to be with Pokimane through life , through death, through thick and thin, through sadness and sorrow, and everlasting happiness, I want to be there. I know i've already said this before but I'll say it again make fun of me for falling in love with Pokimane but you'll never break the love i have for her.
January 2021
Pokimane

Simps

Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston

twitchquotes: I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of PJSalt that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer BlessRNG
twitch chat
September 2017
Kripp

Middle finger

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–€โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–€โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–
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June 2017

AMOGUS (youtube video) v3

โ €โ €โ €โ €- โฃ โ คโ –โ šโ ›โ ‰โ ›โ ’โ ’โ ฆโขค โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ žโ โ €โ €โ  โ ’โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ณโก„ โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โข€โก„โ คโขคโฃคโฃคโก€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃนโก„ โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ™โฃ’โ šโ ›โ ‹โ โกˆโ “โ ดโขฟโกฟโ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ’โ คโข€โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโฃ–โฃ’โฃโ คโ ’โ ‹ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ผโ €โ ˆโฃปโ ‹โ ‰โ  โ €โ €โ €โกดโ šโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ โขฆ โ €โ €โฃธโ ƒโ €โกดโ ‹โ ‰โ €โข„โฃ€โ คโขดโ „โ €โก‡ โ €โข€โกโ €โ €โ นโ ถโข€โก”โ ‰โ €โ €โฃผโ €โ €โก‡ โ €โฃผโ โ €โ ™โ ฆโฃ„โก€โฃ€โกคโ ถโฃ‰โฃโฃ€โ ˜ โข€โกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฝ โขธโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ฆโขคโก„โ €โ €โกŸ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ €โ €โ €โกฟโ €โ €โฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€ โขธโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ “โขฆโก€โขฐโฃ‡โก€โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โฃ‰โ ‡ โ ˆโ “โ ’โ ’โ €โ โ šโ ƒโ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ 
ascii art
December 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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