twitchquotes:
How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Fail Whale
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββ
Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp?
twitchquotes:
Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp? And I'm referring to when Kripp gets Deathwinged in Arena (topdeck) on a 0-2 run after his Mad Bomber missed lethal against a 1 Health Mage with an empty board, who had just used a Shadow Word: Death discovered by Kabal Courier on his Bog Creeper, but not before the opponent used Flamestrike on his board of buffed Doppelgangsters, and then one more time after he just played Onyxia (who then got Ice Lanced and then Shattered).
twitch chat
Kripp
salty
Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!
twitchquotes:
β°[βΔΉΜ―ΰ² ]β―Ahoy, matey! Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!β°[βΔΉΜ―ΰ² ]β―
twitch chat
Reynad
In Japan, heart surgeon
Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Classic
ALL IN
β β β β β β’ β£β β β£β β β’β£β β β β β’ β‘β’ β£β β’β‘β β β β β
β β β β β’β‘Ώβ’»β‘β β£Ώβ β β’Έβ£Ώβ β β β β’Έβ‘Ⓒ⑿⣦Ⓒβ‘β β β β β
β β β β β£Όβ β β£Ώβ‘β£Ώβ£€β£€β’Έβ£Ώβ£€β£€β β β’Έβ‘β’Έβ‘β β’Ώβ‘β