[Copypasta] When batman beats mentally ill clowns

twitchquotes: How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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November 2019
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Cybrix, could you please roleplay

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Cybrix, could you please roleplay that when you die in game, you die in real life too? Thank you. (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
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February 2015
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Monkey D. Luffy

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ คโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ คโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกฒโข‹โ โ ‹โฃ›โฃณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โข€โ  โฃดโ —โข€โ ฅโ ‚โขโ คโ คโ คโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ›โ ›โ ‰โ —โ ’โ ฒโขคโฃ€โ € โ ฐโ ƒโ โ €โ ‹โก โ €โ ฎโ คโ คโ คโ คโกคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฝโ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก† โ €โ œโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โข โฃคโฃ”โฃ’โก’โ ’โ ‚โ โ €โก€โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโ € โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โข„โกดโ ‹โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโกŠโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โก โ โ ‰โขธโฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกปโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ โ €โ €โฃฟโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ™โ ‹โ ดโ ›โฃฟโข›โกฟโ ฌโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ˜โ นโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโก‡โ €โ ‰โ €โ ˜โ ‰โขฐโฃฏโกŠโ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฑโก„โ €โ €โ ˜โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ›โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโขฒโฃ„โ €โ ’โ ‚โ €โฃ€โขดโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโ €โขปโฃฟโฃถโฃดโฃพโกŸโขธโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกŽโ €โข€โฃ โกคโ ‚โข โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ ™โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ ™โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‰โ ‰โข‡โ €โ ˆโก‡โ ˜โฃโ €โกฟโกฐโ €โ €โข€โ ›โ ›โ ปโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ —โ ’โขฟโก€โ ธโกˆโฃ โ งโ žโ ‰โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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May 2022

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My husband said I have "boy pussy."

My husband said I have "boy pussy." I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
May 2022

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