[Copypasta] Mill druid is a great example of the theory of relativity

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!” ☑ “My salt can't win against salt like that” ☑ "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" ☑ “He top decked the only excuse that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect CTRL+V ☑ “There was nothing I could paste” ☑ “I copypasta'd that perfectly”

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May 2017

Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

I want to be Kripp's knee

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＩｓｅｅＫｒｉｐｐ＇ｓｋｎｅｅ，Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｌｉｃｋｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｌｉｖｅｉｎｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｂｅｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｂｅｔｈｅｋｎｅｅｆｒｅｅ．Ｐｌｅａｓｅｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏｄｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｐｏｏｐｅｒｉｎｏ．

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March 2014

Kripp

Catten Eatarrian

twitchquotes: "This pasta is delicious, Rania," says Kripp as he receives his vegan foodie. Rania replies, "That's not pasta. It's cat." As the Kripp vomits in horror, Trump removes the Rania mask. "It seems you've catten Eatarrian."

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June 2015

Kripp

Kripp and G2A

twitchquotes: "I won't do it." says Kripp."You guys are rotten scammers selling stolen keys." The G2A dealer stands in the corner, face obscured by the shadows. "Are you sure?" he says with a toothy grin. Kripp nods. The G2A dealer steps out of the shadow, and Kripp is shocked to see it is none other than Scamaz. "I give the order, and Rania and Pupparian die. I've already taken Cattarian as punishment. Now sign the deal." Kripp sobs as he signs, and hopes his viewers will one day understand his plight.

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July 2016

Kripp

Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber

twitchquotes: ୧༼ °͠_▀̿ ༽? Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber. We request a swashbuckling pirate deck, else ye be walkin the plank. ୧༼ °͠_▀̿ ༽?

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Mill druid is a great example of the theory of relativity

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

I want to be Kripp's knee

Catten Eatarrian

Kripp and G2A

Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

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