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Bumper Ameng burger
twitchquotes:Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP?
twitchquotes:ππ½ HELLO? SINATRAA (SPECIMEN #3457) ππ½HOW IS YOUR MISSION GOING? ππ½ IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP? ππ½
ππ½ HELLO? SINATRAA (SPECIMEN #3457) ππ½HOW IS YOUR MISSION GOING? ππ½ IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP? ππ½
Use this π if you disagree for the banning of this π
twitchquotes:Use this π if you disagree for the banning of this π on Overwatch and other e-sports. Itβs the okay sign for godβs sake. And it means 9 in sign language. π
Use this π if you disagree for the banning of this π on Overwatch and other e-sports. Itβs the okay sign for godβs sake. And it means 9 in sign language. π