[Copypasta] We have you surrounded weeb

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

August 2021

Hey Balls, I'm trying to learn to play Darius

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October 2015

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Zhong Xina

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November 2021

.future gens will sit down and listen to...

twitchquotes: people sit with their children, tell them memories about mario, zelda, half life , dark souls, god of war , silent hill, resident evil , metroid.....future gens will sit down and listen to tales of T-Posing, fortnite dances and frying pans in battle royal games....and teach their kids the carlton and listen to the back pack kid and his flossing song.....may god have mercy on us all...

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November 2019

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December 2020

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[Copypasta] We have you surrounded weeb

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.

Hey Balls, I'm trying to learn to play Darius

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.future gens will sit down and listen to...

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