[Copypasta] We have you surrounded weeb

I AM OCTOSARI

twitchquotes: I AM OCTOSARI Squid4

YOU PLAY ME IN TURN 8 Squid4

I HAVE 8 ATTACK Squid4

I HAVE 8 HEALTH Squid4

I DRAW 8 CARDS Squid4

I HAVE 8 TENTACLES Squid4

MY NAME HAS 8 LETTERS Squid4

AND THERE ARE 8 TENTACLES IN THIS MESSAGE Squid4

twitch chat

August 2019

Hearthstone

Sandown being investigated by the FBI

twitchquotes: ༼▀ل͜▀༽ The FBI is currently investigating a possible DDOS attack against Kripparian. It is believed that Sandown masterminded this attack against Kripparian's stream, in order to steal his viewers and promote his own streaming career. It is estimated that Kripparian has lost tens of millions of dollars in the DDOS attack, which Sandown allegedly had executed. Sandown refused to comment on the event when reporters swarmed his house, but he later released a brief statement denying the allegation. Kripparian spoke out later that night stating that he intends to sue Sandown if it is proven that he did commit this cyber crime. ༼▀ل͜▀༽

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Just as the founding fathers intended

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

November 2020

I am glad Protoss exists

twitchquotes: Say what you will about the Protoss race, but I for one am glad they exist. I was born with a disability that means I only have 1 finger on each hand. Blizzard was extremely considerate to provide a race I can win with even with this disability, very inclusive. Oh also my disability left me blind and with only 3 brain cells but Protoss allows me to get a low GM rank. Thank you Blizzard for caring for the disabled like me

twitch chat

March 2019

Starcraft 2

I WAS MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS

twitchquotes: IVE BEEN MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS BECAUSE THE MODS CANT TAKE CRITICISM OR JOKES, IF I GET MUTED AGAIN, IM REPORTING THEM TO THE ODO FACTION TWITTER

twitch chat

April 2019

[Copypasta] We have you surrounded weeb

I AM OCTOSARI

Hearthstone

Sandown being investigated by the FBI

Just as the founding fathers intended

I am glad Protoss exists

Starcraft 2

I WAS MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS

MODS

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