[Copypasta] Spam so I may stay warm

twitchquotes: Hello chat. My home is very cold and I do not know if I will make it through the night. Whenever the chat spams, my old laptop heats up very quickly. It is the only thing keeping me alive. Please chat, spam as much as possible so I may stay warm and survive the frigid night.
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November 2018

A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion

As a chef, itโ€™s an insult to hear โ€œair fryers are as good as fryingโ€. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added. Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iโ€™m gonna smack the gob out of you. Edit: Iโ€™m in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill Edit2: Iโ€™ll never stop upvoting and loving you all butโ€ฆ but Iโ€™m just gonna go cry about something totally different.. Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an โ€œextra air ovenโ€ as its a convection oven with extra fans. Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment โ€œyou clearly donโ€™t own an air fryerโ€ Iโ€™d be able to put it towards a new toaster oven. Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnโ€™t high.. but never zero. Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
November 2021

Attention all Fortnite gamers

twitchquotes: Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
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November 2018

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Only the chosen one can hold his donger

twitchquotes: 8=====> Only the chosen one can hold his donger โŽ PogChamp โŽ 
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I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag

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