[Copypasta] I love your stream. Just kidding

twitchquotes: I love your stream. Your energy and optimism is inspiring and you just make my day so much brighter. Just kidding lol. It's tanner. I see you're still playing this children's card game despite me stealing and selling your account back in the day. Anyways, good talk. See you at the gym ... not.
twitch chat
June 2019

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

What happened to this ad? :(
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Alright, rogue I guess

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper "Alright, rogue, I guess" ResidentSleeper "Haven't picked mage in a while, let's go mage ResidentSleeper "Paladin isn't that good, but alright" ResidentSleeper
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May 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?

twitchquotes: (โ€ขโŒฃโ€ข) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
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February 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

neverlucky

monkaS BUTTON

twitchquotes: monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด BUTTON monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด BUTTON monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp tenderly slid back the wrapper of the card pack

twitchquotes: Kripp tenderly slid back the wrapper of the card pack. His fingers were soft and smelled faintly of cucumber. He slowly pulled out the card, caressing it with his fingers. "I didn't expect it to be so big", he said as he looked at the 7/7 stats. "And only 4 mana?" he said and moaned softly.
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July 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually idenfity as the Boogeymonster

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as The Boogeymonster. Ever since I pre-ordered 50 packs the only card I dreamed of pulling was The Boogeymonster to put it in my deck, play it on turn 8, and watch it grow. Watch it get out of control as it feasts on every puny creature my horrified opponent dares to lay on the board. I can already hear The Boogeymonster's attack sound as it swings in for a 30 damage lethal. If you can't accept this you're a boogeyphobe and you need to check your legendary privilege.
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

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