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Kermit the Frog and the Twin Towers
It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses. The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.
Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens
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You all think these are copypastas. YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE, it is not a fucking joke. I am trying to CON-VER-SATE. You are so socially inept to even do this and I can鈥檛 carry you in this like everything else since it takes two to conversate. Pay attention. Think thoughts. Just do anything. I swear I don鈥檛 even know how your parent can tolerate you.
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My boyfriend doesnt know (from r/trueoffmychest)
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocado鈥檚 asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". They鈥檝e been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriend鈥檚 brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking he鈥檚 keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesn鈥檛 know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brother鈥檚 LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. I鈥檓 literally pissing myself as I write this.