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Lieutenant Clitt Nippley of the Greek Army
twitchquotes:Dear Kripp, this is lieutenant Clitt Nippley of the Greek Army. It has come to our attention that you've been 'BroFisting' many of our citizens against their will. If you continue this, I have full authority to launch a nuclear attack against you and your evil 5 dollar club. You've been warned.
Dear Kripp, this is lieutenant Clitt Nippley of the Greek Army. It has come to our attention that you've been 'BroFisting' many of our citizens against their will. If you continue this, I have full authority to launch a nuclear attack against you and your evil 5 dollar club. You've been warned.
Shame on you guys,copying and pasting like sheeps
twitchquotes:Is this seriuous,human race?This is what we have become?Shame on you guys,copying and pasting like sheeps,do you even read what are you copying,God have mercy on these poor souls,they know not what they do...
Is this seriuous,human race?This is what we have become?Shame on you guys,copying and pasting like sheeps,do you even read what are you copying,God have mercy on these poor souls,they know not what they do...
Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on
twitchquotes:Iām married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itās going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear āweāre going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasā while having sex my brain is āyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatās a shit load of jalapeƱos, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heās going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upā
Iām married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itās going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear āweāre going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasā while having sex my brain is āyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatās a shit load of jalapeƱos, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heās going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upā
If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.
This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.
There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.
This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.
There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.
MLK Fortnite event helped my little brother stop his racism
My little brother (10) has always been one for those toxic semi racist squeakers youād find on Xbox lobbyās. Iāve walked in on him saying the n word to people in squads and heard him say the word when in a fit of rage. Iāve tried to tell him thatās hurtful and not acceptable at all but he doesnāt listen to me and insists he isnāt racist and that heās just saying it because heās angry. Iāve told my parents and they say the same thing, but they never enforce punishment because he is doing excellent in school due to the incentive of using his Xbox. Then the mlk event happened and it allowed him to see the history of segregation this country has had. It allowed me to show him the history of the words he used and how they were used to demean African Americans. He promised me he wouldnāt say it again Thank you epic, while most say the event was tone deaf, it really helped me teach my brother a lesson.
My little brother (10) has always been one for those toxic semi racist squeakers youād find on Xbox lobbyās. Iāve walked in on him saying the n word to people in squads and heard him say the word when in a fit of rage. Iāve tried to tell him thatās hurtful and not acceptable at all but he doesnāt listen to me and insists he isnāt racist and that heās just saying it because heās angry. Iāve told my parents and they say the same thing, but they never enforce punishment because he is doing excellent in school due to the incentive of using his Xbox. Then the mlk event happened and it allowed him to see the history of segregation this country has had. It allowed me to show him the history of the words he used and how they were used to demean African Americans. He promised me he wouldnāt say it again Thank you epic, while most say the event was tone deaf, it really helped me teach my brother a lesson.