thank you for slow mode. im an old man and chat scrolling so fast makes it hard to keep up. thank you again from a 56 year old veteran.
What happened to this ad? :(
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I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them
twitchquotes:If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ππ». if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ππΌππ½ππΎ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth π’. if world against the kripp, i am against the world βπβοΈ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. π .. Die Hard fan of kripp π€πΉ. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world π€
If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ππ». if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ππΌππ½ππΎ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth π’. if world against the kripp, i am against the world βπβοΈ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. π .. Die Hard fan of kripp π€πΉ. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world π€
This guy's chat is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:β βThis guy's chat is CRAZY!β β βMy mind can't bear seeing retards like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two copypastas to infuriate me" β βHe pasted the only ASCII that could annoy meβ β "He used the perfect emotes" β βThere was nothing I could do but ignoreβ β βI copied that perfectly"
β βThis guy's chat is CRAZY!β β βMy mind can't bear seeing retards like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two copypastas to infuriate me" β βHe pasted the only ASCII that could annoy meβ β "He used the perfect emotes" β βThere was nothing I could do but ignoreβ β βI copied that perfectly"
I'm watching you
twitchquotes:ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝββ¬β΄β¬β΄ im watching you