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Ok, so I main Mercy
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Ok, so I main Mercy all I see is a bunch of posts and comments basically talking shit about Mercy mains. But let me tell you something, you need us. Honestly, do you think it's easy playing Mercy or something? Every time I hear "I need healing" it feels like a synapse in my brain just snapped. Like do you think I'm fucking blind or something? Do you not think I can see the big red target saying "CRITICAL"?? and you guys have the audacity to talk down on us Mercy mains.
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Bumper Ameng burger
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Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengโs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperโs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengโs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
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What happened to Overwatch's DPS heroes?
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Hey guys, I'm new to overwatch. Is there a reason that they aren't using any damage heroes? How are they supposed to get kills without dps? Are they deleted or banned or something?
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SPAM THIS CHILI TO HELP OUT PHILLY
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๐ถ๏ธ SPAM ๐ถ๏ธ THIS ๐ถ๏ธ CHILI ๐ถ๏ธ TO ๐ถ๏ธ HELP ๐ถ๏ธ OUT ๐ถ๏ธ PHILLY ๐ถ๏ธ
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Nothing says high octane Overwatch like reaper and mei
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I'm so glad they forced the meta to change from GOATS. We finally get to see the dps stars shine. Nothing says high octane Overwatch like reaper and mei, thank you so much plat chat!
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