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π π π π π βοΈ π π
π π π π π βοΈ π π
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Pecan ice and pecan butter
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do yall remember those two little white boy in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling? I hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when I would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill *** voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed I will never forgive them
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Super Smash Bros
Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith
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The year is 20XX. Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith. No longer are matches decided through complex inputs and tactics. It began when some questioned the idea of matchups against characters. The community realized that gameplay no longer mattered, and only the character. Tournaments became complex games of rock-paper-scissors, and eventually another epiphany was had. Why bother with deciding afterwards and wasting time when the match could be decided before it began? Thus, referees decided who won and who lost automatically using a combination of facial recognition AI, mandatory reflex tests, and standardized quizzes and tests on military tactics and stratagem. With time, tests weren't even needed. Judges became so acute at deciding who won and who lost that tournaments happened in seconds, and results uploaded in less. The final destination was reached. Babies were bred and engineered to become the most desirable "players", if one could call it that. Soon, humanity ceased to think, and became mindless slaves to the autonomous ones and zeroes that decided their worth, ironically becoming the machines they once played with.
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Super Smash Bros
Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) ___[NAIR][NAIR] Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk
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Super Smash Bros
Years of research
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Yeah, Iβm a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most donβt know about these communities. Melee isnβt part of the actual smash community and Iβm not saying that because I donβt like them. Iβm saying that based off of years of research.
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Just give me one more NAIR
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I've come to declare Every night I give prayer Please lord if you care Just give me one more NAIR
I've come to declare Every night I give prayer Please lord if you care Just give me one more NAIR
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