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I always thought comedy was something I could never lose my grasp on, but "Copypasta" being funny to anybody is just incomprehensible.
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I used to be a real ad
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My eyes are open
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銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣 MY EYES, ARE OPEN 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣
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Kripp
Start with something small like your intelligence
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I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego
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Instagram Black Squares
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My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you
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How traders politely decline the second date
I discovered recently if I am on a date and I鈥檓 not that interested in a second, all I need to do is start talking about my stocks. They won鈥檛 ask for another one then, I won鈥檛 have to politely decline.
WallStreetBets
You subs are still plebs
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You subs are still plebs, in the eyes of the elite, everyone is a pleb. Just because you paid 5 dollars to watch free entertainment dosent mean you arent a pleb. I like how subs try to make themselves feel better by calling everyone else plebs, because they pay 5 dollars a month to spam stupid emotes and have a little icon next to their name.
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