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I always thought comedy was something I could never lose my grasp on, but "Copypasta" being funny to anybody is just incomprehensible.
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I used to be a real ad
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I cam I saw I came I saw
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I came π I saw π I came π I saw π I praise π the Lord π then break π₯ the law π©ββοΈ I take ποΈ what's mine πββοΈ then take ποΈ some more π It rains π§οΈ it pours β it rains π§οΈ it pours β
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Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed
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Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed, every inch of them exhausted from the rigorous topdecking that had just occurred. "Your deck was crazy" Kripp whimpered before remebering that he'd forgotten to pay. He grabbed a few coins from his emergency OJ stash. "Welcome to the five dollar club" he said as Reynad oiled up for the brofist.
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Reynad
KappaPride
Imposter
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Among Us / Amogus
Imaqtpie's daily routine
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wait 20 min for queue spam ads start game feed all game say "wow we lost that" spam ads repeat for 8 hours
wait 20 min for queue spam ads start game feed all game say "wow we lost that" spam ads repeat for 8 hours
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
Mitch is the type of dude who...
Mitch McConnell shaves his face with the same razor he shaves his nuts and butt hole
Mitch the type of guy to put on sunglasses to get another free sample at Costco
Mitch the type of guy that says "you too" when the waitress tells him to enjoy his meal.
Mitch the kinda guy to leave βsmile moreβ on the tip section of a receipt
Mitch is the type of dude who says "Ni Hao" to the waiter at a Thai restaurant
Mitch the type of guy to shower then shit
Mitch McConnell claps when the plane lands
Mitch is the type of dude who thinks crest toothpaste is spicy
Mitch the kind of guy that uses self checkout with a full cart.