[Copypasta] Copypasta being funny is just incomprehensible

twitchquotes: I always thought comedy was something I could never lose my grasp on, but "Copypasta" being funny to anybody is just incomprehensible.
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April 2019
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Marketing Director for Doritos messages Kripp

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชษดแด, ษช แด€แด แดแด€ส€แด‹แด‡แด›ษชษดษข แด…ษชส€แด‡แด„แด›แดส€ า“แดส€ แด…แดส€ษชแด›แดs, แด„สœแดœแด„แด‹ แดส€แดกแด‡สŸสŸ แด˜สส€ษชษดแด, แด€แด‹แด€ แด„.แด. แด˜สส€ษชษดแด. sษชษดแด„แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ส€แด‡ ษดแดแดก แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸ sแด‡สŸสŸแดแดœแด› แดกแด‡ แดกแดแดœสŸแด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด sแด˜แดษดsแดส€ สแดแดœ! แด€สŸสŸ สแดแดœ สœแด€แด แด‡ แด›แด แด…แด ษชs แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แด„แดแดแดแด‡ส€แด„ษชแด€สŸ แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด€ส€แด›แดsษชs แดกแดแดœสŸแด… แด‡แด€แด› า“ส€ษชแด›แด แด€ษดแด… สแดแดœ sแด€ส ษดแด า“ส€ษชแด›แดส€ษชษดแด แด€ษดแด… แด‡แด€แด› แด…แดส€ษชแด›แด.
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March 2014
Kripp

This person...

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘† gachiBASS this person fucked this person in the ass ๐Ÿ‘‡ gachiBASS
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August 2018

SO MALD v2

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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July 2019

Dennis in a time machine

twitchquotes: The year is 1945. โ€œDennis,โ€ Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. โ€œGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.โ€ A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked โ€œTop Deck.โ€ Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. โ€œWe will see who says "Salt" now,โ€ he saysโ€ฆ.
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November 2014
Kripp

This chat is now in CUTE mode

twitchquotes: โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” AYAYA This chat is now in CUTE mode AYAYA โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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August 2018

Weebs

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