[Copypasta] 80 billion dollars in twitch stocks

twitchquotes: 4 people broke into my house and held me hostage last night. Somehow they've heard I hold 80 billion dollars in twitch stocks and wanted me to withdraw it to a specific bank account. I had to explain for 2 hours how it's all fake money and that I've spent almost a week trading fake stocks just to gain nothing. They ended up calling me a fucking loser and left..
twitch chat
March 2019
TwitchStocks.com is a new website where users can buy and sell streamer stocks using fake money
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Among Us concerned father

Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game โ€œAmong Usโ€ after playing it on his computer. While i didnโ€™t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'susโ€™ in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said โ€˜kickedโ€™. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying heโ€™ll โ€œejectโ€ me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Dripโ€™, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a โ€œcrewmateโ€. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use โ€œventโ€ to get there. I donโ€™t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
February 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Twitch chat isnโ€™t that dumb

twitchquotes: Twitch chat isnโ€™t that dumb. They donโ€™t just copy paste anything. Believe it or not, most people in chat have functioning brains. Watch, no one in chat will repost this message.
twitch chat
April 2019

New brofisting trend

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ )๏พ‰ Kripp, it's me Papparrian. Your mother and I are very disappointed in this new 'brofisting' trend you've picked up on. We can only suspect it's due to you being around the succubus for too long. Please come home we miss you. No copypasterino cappuccino pizzarino pepperoni papa johns.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Kripp show us THE decks

twitchquotes: Enough with the bullshit Kripp. We all know you've hid away the best decks for this expansion to be showing off to the ladies, and we in chat find that really weird. All we want is to watch you win, and yet you play some bullshit hunter for some bullshit reason and all you do is lose. Show us the decks Kripp. Show us THE decks.
twitch chat
May 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

GIDDY UP SEXMAS

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