[Copypasta] The default Fortnite dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The default dance is truly a masterpiece. Never, in all of history, has such an artistic masterpiece ever been created. The choreography is possibly the most beautiful sight ever beheld by the human eye. The sharp sound of the SLAP when the playerโ€™s hands collide perfectly with the beat of the song sends a bone chilling shiver down my spine, every single time I hear it. I find my self watching my in-game avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual for hours on end.
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November 2018

Fortnite

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Tomato Town Police Report

The residents of Tomato Town need your help identifying two suspects who were about to get down while involved in an event on Monday evening. Ten people were eliminated, and the two suspects, one injured, left the scene headed Southbound and were later spotted at a local park. The two suspects were armed with golden scar ARs and were โ€œhitting that chug jugโ€ as several witnesses stated. Please alert local Tomato Town authorities with any information regarding the duo.
March 2021

Fortnite

Fortnite default dance in text form

twitchquotes: pulls both arms outwards in front of my chest and pumps them behind my back, repeats this motion in a smaller range of motion down to my hips two times once more all while sliding my legs in a faux walking motion, claps my hands together in front of me while both my knees knock together, pumps my arms downward, pronating my wrists and abducting my fingers outward while crossing my legs back and forth, repeats this motion again two times while keeping my shoulders low and hunching over, does finger gun with right hand with left hand bent on my hip while looking directly forward and putting my left leg forward then crossing my arms and leaning back a little while bending my knees at an angle
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November 2018

Fortnite Default Dance

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MOM I NEED V-BUCKS

twitchquotes: โ—๏ธโœ‹ OK MOM โœ‹โ—๏ธWE NEED TO TALK ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค I NEED V-BUCKS ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ต I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคจ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฌ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ NOW I NEED YOU ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‘‰ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ I'VE GOTTA SHOW ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฌ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฏ NOW I'LL BE IN BED ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿšธ
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November 2018

Fortnite

Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.

Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic. "This thing on?" Murmurs of assent. Clears throat again. "Minecraft good." The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath. "Fortnite..." A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held. "Bad." Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, demanding awards, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.
December 2021

Fortnite

Minecraft

i play fortnite everyday, all day

twitchquotes: i play fortnite everyday, all day. without it, i wouldnโ€™t be who i am today. fortnite is by far the best game ever in existence. if you donโ€™t play it, then your obviously some broke, stupid piece of shit who doesnโ€™t have a life. i am level 100 and have bought all the skins available at the moment. stop making fun of fortnite you assholes. i bet that you donโ€™t even have a good skin or pickaxe you sad little cunt. you need to step your game the fuck up or else ill block you on every social media app my parents will allow me to have.
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November 2018

Fortnite

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