[Copypasta] European Union's copyright law

twitchquotes: ๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘๐‘’๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘‘๐‘ข๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐ธ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘ˆ๐‘›๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›โ€™๐‘  ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘๐‘ฆ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘”โ„Ž๐‘ก ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ค.
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February 2021

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Summon The Hydra

Monkey D. Luffy

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ คโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ คโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกฒโข‹โ โ ‹โฃ›โฃณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โข€โ  โฃดโ —โข€โ ฅโ ‚โขโ คโ คโ คโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ›โ ›โ ‰โ —โ ’โ ฒโขคโฃ€โ € โ ฐโ ƒโ โ €โ ‹โก โ €โ ฎโ คโ คโ คโ คโกคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฝโ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก† โ €โ œโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โข โฃคโฃ”โฃ’โก’โ ’โ ‚โ โ €โก€โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโ € โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โข„โกดโ ‹โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโกŠโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โก โ โ ‰โขธโฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกปโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ โ €โ €โฃฟโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ™โ ‹โ ดโ ›โฃฟโข›โกฟโ ฌโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ˜โ นโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโก‡โ €โ ‰โ €โ ˜โ ‰โขฐโฃฏโกŠโ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฑโก„โ €โ €โ ˜โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ›โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโขฒโฃ„โ €โ ’โ ‚โ €โฃ€โขดโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโ €โขปโฃฟโฃถโฃดโฃพโกŸโขธโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกŽโ €โข€โฃ โกคโ ‚โข โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ ™โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ ™โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‰โ ‰โข‡โ €โ ˆโก‡โ ˜โฃโ €โกฟโกฐโ €โ €โข€โ ›โ ›โ ปโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ —โ ’โขฟโก€โ ธโกˆโฃ โ งโ žโ ‰โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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May 2022

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we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce

gf is prego we like to get kinky anyways one night things get particularly saucy i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering ohshitohshitohshitohshit i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital she's still bleeding everywhere by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything he takes one look at ther and says "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" "WHY THE FUCK NOT???" "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
February 2021

Classic

Lying about service dogs

I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask; โ€˜Is it a service dog?โ€™ With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to. If at first they say โ€˜noโ€™ I reply with โ€˜are you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?โ€™with another big wink Always works. I love dogs
July 2021

80 billion dollars in twitch stocks

twitchquotes: 4 people broke into my house and held me hostage last night. Somehow they've heard I hold 80 billion dollars in twitch stocks and wanted me to withdraw it to a specific bank account. I had to explain for 2 hours how it's all fake money and that I've spent almost a week trading fake stocks just to gain nothing. They ended up calling me a fucking loser and left..
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March 2019
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