[Copypasta] European Union's copyright law

twitchquotes: 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 ð‘ð‘œð‘šð‘šð‘’ð‘›ð‘Ą ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑑ð‘Ē𝑒 ð‘Ąð‘œ ðļð‘Ē𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑛’𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑝ð‘Ķð‘Ÿð‘–ð‘”â„Žð‘Ą 𝑙𝑎ð‘Ī.
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November 2018
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The Tomato Town Incident

At around 10:00 AM on the morning of December 18th, 2018, in what was widely believed to be an act of government-sponsored ethnic cleansing, two armed militia men were seen parachuting from a military plane into the vicinity of Tomato Town. Upon landing the two quickly unholstered assault rifles and entered the local pizzeria where a massacre of unarmed civilians unfolded as they kept shouting, "Get Down! Get Down!". Improvised explosives were then detonated at the site of the crime to obscure the victim's identities. The local police chief spotted the assailants as they were exiting the diner and shot one in the back before he was quickly revived by his accomplice as they boarded a "technical" pickup truck and headed southbound. The two militiamen were outnumbered but gave chase before being cornered in the streets of the nearby district of Pleasant Park where a shootout occurred with the police. The two assailants were seen chugging jugs of alcohol before getting back into the pickup truck and heading towards Moist Mire where the police lost them, deliberately detouring around Loot Lake as a local source had tipped them off to the stationing of UN peacekeeping forces in the area. 10 bodies were later discovered in the rubble of the Pizzeria's board room. Not long after the assailants left the area, a purple cloud believed to be an experimental chemical agent developed by the government swept the area, resulting in death by suffocation, making the town uninhabitable and turning the survivors of the massacre into refugees. Military contractors hired by the government bulldozed what was left of Tomato Town including the ruins of the Pizzeria as well as the memorial site for the victims and redeveloped it into a religious site/tourist attraction for the dominant religion of the country known as "Tomato Temple". To this day the government denies the massacre and subsequent chemical weapons attack despite multiple Human Rights agencies releasing interviews with the survivors and even one of the assailants coming forward with a testimony of guilt uploaded to social media after a UN Geneva Convention Probe confirmed the use of banned chemical agents.
March 2021

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September 2018

McAfee didn't kill himself

▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮āŪœÛĐ☆ÛĐāŪœâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Ž ☆★☆ 𝐌𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 ☆★☆ ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮āŪœÛĐ☆ÛĐāŪœâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Ž
June 2021

​​I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor

twitchquotes: ​​I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
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June 2021
TenZ

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Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ð”ŧ𝕠 𝕊𝕠ð•Ķ 𝕘ð•Ķ𝕊ð•Ī 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠ð•Ĩ ð•Īð•Ąð•’ð•žð•žð•šð•Ÿð•˜ ð•Ĩ𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒ð•Ĩ ð•Ī𝕠 𝕞ð•Ķ𝕔𝕙? 𝕀'𝕞 ð•Ģ𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕊 ð•Ĩð•Ģ𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕘 ð•Ĩ𝕠 ð•Ąð•’ð•Š 𝕒ð•Ĩð•Ĩ𝕖𝕟ð•Ĩ𝕚𝕠𝕟 ð•Ĩ𝕠 ð•Ĩ𝕙𝕖 ð•Īð•Ĩð•Ģ𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕊𝕠ð•Ķ 𝕘ð•Ķ𝕊ð•Ī 𝕒ð•Ģ𝕖 𝕕𝕚ð•Īð•Ĩð•Ģ𝕒𝕔ð•Ĩ𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕖. 𝕀𝕗 𝕊𝕠ð•Ķ 𝕘ð•Ķ𝕊ð•Ī ð•Ģ𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕊 𝕔𝕒ð•Ģ𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕓𝕠ð•Ķð•Ĩ ð•Ĩ𝕙𝕖 ð•Ēð•Ķ𝕒𝕝𝕚ð•Ĩ𝕊 𝕠𝕗 ð•Ĩ𝕙𝕖 ð•Īð•Ĩð•Ģ𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝕠ð•Ģ 𝕄𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕞ð•Ī𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕊𝕠ð•Ķ ð•Ļ𝕠ð•Ķ𝕝𝕕 ð•Īð•Ĩð• ð•Ą ð•Ĩ𝕙𝕖 ð•Īð•Ąð•’ð•žð•žð•šð•Ÿð•˜ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ð•”ð• ð•Ąð•Šð•šð•Ÿð•˜ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ð•Ąð•’ð•Īð•Ĩ𝕚𝕟𝕘. ð”ū𝕠𝕕, 𝕀 ð•Īð•Ļ𝕖𝕒ð•Ģ 𝕊𝕠ð•Ķ 𝕘ð•Ķ𝕊ð•Ī 𝕒ð•Ģ𝕖 ð•Ĩ𝕙𝕖 ð•Ļ𝕠ð•Ģð•Īð•Ĩ ð•Ąð•’ð•Ģð•Ĩ 𝕠𝕗 ð•Ĩð•Ļ𝕚ð•Ĩ𝕔𝕙. ℂ𝕠ð•Ķ𝕝𝕕𝕟'ð•Ĩ 𝕊𝕠ð•Ķ 𝕛ð•Ķð•Īð•Ĩ ð•Ĩð•Ģ𝕊 ð•Ĩ𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕞𝕒ð•Ĩð•Ķð•Ģ𝕖 𝕗𝕠ð•Ģ 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕠ð•Ķð•Ģ 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖?
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February 2018
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