[Copypasta] European Union's copyright law

twitchquotes: ๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘๐‘’๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘‘๐‘ข๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐ธ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘ˆ๐‘›๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›โ€™๐‘  ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘๐‘ฆ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘”โ„Ž๐‘ก ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ค.
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November 2018
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You think itโ€™s funny to take screenshots of peopleโ€™s NFTs, huh?

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Kripp discovered one weird trick to look twice his age

twitchquotes: Kripp is the remarkable twenty year old that discovered one weird trick to look twice his age. It's called being VEGAN and it limits your bodyโ€™s nutritional intake and makes you look and feel TWICE AS OLD. Why would anyone want to be vegan you may ask, well all vegans hate animals so they eat all the animals food so that they starve to death.
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Your elo doesn't mean you play at that skill level

twitchquotes: Your elo doesnโ€™t necessarily mean you play at that skill level. Iโ€™ve been silver a couple seasons but i play at a platinum level. Iโ€™ve played a lot of games with plat/diamond players and managed to carry (mostly aram)
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