[Copypasta] Bowsette copypasta

twitchquotes: Yo what the fuck happened to Bowser? He's a girl now? That's fucking gross. Dude, there's p**n of him? What the fuck? I'd never look at something like that, how disgusting. Can you stop spamming me with girl Bowser p**n? It's fucking nasty, I don't like it, if you send that to me again, I'm blocking you. People are still sending me girl Bowser p**n, what do they call it, Bowserette or some shit? She's not even that hot, fuck off.
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October 2018
Copypasta from the recent explosion in popularity for Bowsette, spawning from this comic on Twitter. A bowsette subreddit appeared and gained over 50k subscribers in a few days.
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twitchquotes: WE ARE KAPPA , KAPPA LIVES IN OUR SOUL AND WE WILL PRAY HIM DAY AND NIGHT FOR THE DONGERINOS HEARTHSTONERINOS FROM DUMBLANDIA THANKS FOR HEARD AND SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND KAPPA
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