[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

twitchquotes: DansGame

"I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!" KevinTurtle

"Get on the plane." 🎶🎵I'm only human after all don't put. your blame on me🎵🎶

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September 2018

With the launch of Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime, the show's commercial was playing all over Twitch.

I used to be a real ad

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Coated like a plasterer's radio

twitchquotes: After having my birth cannon pounded, he then proceeded to raid my poo pipe. My stench trench was trembling like a rat on acid. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his thrill drill soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio

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November 2014

Forsen

This guy's pasta is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” ☑ “My rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” ☑ "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ☑ “He meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect fettucini ☑ “There was nothing I could cook” ☑ “I cooked that al dente”

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August 2014

Find out how old is your waifu

twitchquotes: 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 find out how old is your waifu ⎝ PedoBear

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June 2016

When chugging RedBull™ I have more energy to stream

twitchquotes: When chugging RedBull™ I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBull™ however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBull™ RedBull™ RedBull™

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May 2015

Reynad

sellout

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