[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

twitchquotes: DansGame "I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!" KevinTurtle "Get on the plane." ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽตI'm only human after all don't put. your blame on me๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ
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