[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

twitchquotes: DansGame "I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!" KevinTurtle "Get on the plane." 🎶🎵I'm only human after all don't put. your blame on me🎵🎶
twitch chat
September 2018
With the launch of Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime, the show's commercial was playing all over Twitch.
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas

peepoSad

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⢀⣠⡤⠤⢭⣛⡉⢀⡤⠴⠶⠶⡶⢆⣉⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠠⠞⠉⢀⣀⡤⣤⣤⣭⠭⣤⡤⣽⣿⢿⠿⠛⠛⠳⣌⢻⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⠿⠛⠉⣡⠤⠭⠭⠷⡔⠚⠛⠉⠉⠉⢛⢛⢏⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠃⠘⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠉⠁⢒⣒⣶⠶⡦⠒⠒⠒⠚⠓⠛⠉⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⠀⢉⣉⣠⣤⣤⢶⣒⣠⣭⣭⣭⣭⣉⡗⣼⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠛⠿⠭⠶⠖⠛⠉⠀⠈⠁⠈⠉⠛⢣⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡏⣶⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣜⠿⣿⣿ ⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡝⣿
ascii art
September 2020

Peepo

Pepe

Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta.

Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Tom Sawyer Instead of reading any of those, you decided to read this copypasta. No wonder you're retarded.
December 2020

i peed white

twitchquotes: i peed white widepeepoHappy
twitch chat
July 2019

My name is Sergei, sorry for bad England

twitchquotes: Hi my name ist Sergei. Sorry for bad england. I started bronzer II but from watch trick2g sterm everyday i climb to PLat 8. Everyday i walk 20 miles frozen tundra to stream leagu of legion on 1980 Dell computer processor. I left my wife and the vodka make me become alcoholic and i need stream supporter for helps. Please no copy pastaerino dongerino cappucino reno nevadarino bongerino plz.
twitch chat
March 2014
Trick2g

forsenX WutFace

⣿⡉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣛⣛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠿⠓⠄⢁⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠈⠙⣿ ⣷⣿⣷⡀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠱⠮⠽⡍⣙⡿⣟⠋⠥⠄⠄⠸ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣴⣀⠈⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣾⣾⣿⡿⢿⠧⢸⣶⣄⠠⠄⢀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡖⣧⡄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣷⡶⠶⠄⢿⡿⠄⠄⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⡟⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⡄⠙⣿⣏⣀⣠⡀⠄⣸⠇⠄⢠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣷⡀⠛⠿⠿⠿⠃⠄⠏⠄⣤⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣠⣀⠄⡀⡂⣠⠄⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿
ascii art
November 2021
Forsen

Emote

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing