[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

twitchquotes: DansGame "I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!" KevinTurtle "Get on the plane." 🎢🎡I'm only human after all don't put. your blame on me🎡🎢
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September 2018
With the launch of Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime, the show's commercial was playing all over Twitch.
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The Nun

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ascii art
November 2019

Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of RFLCT

twitchquotes: Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of RFLCT, cream, do you know what blue light is? Anybody knows what blue light is? No, not bud light. I think that's a beer brand. Talking blue light. Anyways, RFLCT is a new skin care product that protects against blue light and unwanted blue light that may be coming from your monitor. So that's my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little bottles. Stuff like that.
twitch chat
October 2021

Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft

Today my 12 year old and I walked into Harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudely asked why a 12 year old was signing up for a prestigious institute. My son proclaimed "Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft". The dean tried to apologize but the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated magnet koom louder on the first day of college.
December 2020

Wreck-it Ralph

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ascii art
September 2021

Soju special starter kit

Soju special stater kit βœ” already won the game βœ” This lobby’s playing for second βœ” This is my last loss βœ” I win out from here βœ” My board is too lit βœ” HP is fake βœ” I’m about to spike hard βœ” That’s a fake loss βœ” 20hp? That’s 3 lives βœ” This game is over βœ” We win out βœ” We're actually scaling βœ” last loss βœ” it's a fast 9 βœ” going eif
July 2022
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