[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos. It is with great pain that I have to ask you to leave my country. Everyone is afraid of the "very casual looking man" with the "perverted fists." I am sorry but you're not welcome here anymore. No Copopolous Pastopolous Linguinoristopoulos

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Which one of you got reddit to send me this

Which one of you fucks got reddit to send me this shit "Hi there, A concerned redditor reached out to us about you. When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options."

December 2020

WallStreetBets

Six foot antlers

twitchquotes: I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.

twitch chat

March 2015

Kripp

2 wins 3 losses in promo placements PepeLaugh

twitchquotes: PepeLaugh

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twitch chat

February 2020

League of Legends

RIP Kattarian

twitchquotes: 2003-2014 R I P Kattarian, you will be missed. I know Kripp would do unspeakable sexual things to you off stream and he killed you in a salt rage after getting top decked and then tells us that you are "temporarily gone" but just know this, chat loved you and we know you're in a better place safe from Kripp's evil

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos

Which one of you got reddit to send me this

WallStreetBets

Six foot antlers

2 wins 3 losses in promo placements PepeLaugh

League of Legends

RIP Kattarian

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