[Copypasta] I have to print out chat in order to read it

twitchquotes: Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.
twitch chat
September 2018

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Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
January 2018
Kripp

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YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN!

twitchquotes: β§Ήβ•²βŽβ§Ή PunOko βŽ β•±β§ΈβŽ  Squid1 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! β§Ήβ•²βŽβ§Ή PunOko βŽ β•±β§ΈβŽ 
twitch chat
July 2017

Weebs

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gachiGASM

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ascii art
April 2016

KappaPride

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If any of you copy and paste this you will be in serious trouble

twitchquotes: αΆ¦ ˒ʷᡉᡃʳ α΅—α΅’ α΅α΅’α΅ˆ αΆ¦αΆ  ᡃᢰʸ α΅’αΆ  ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ α΅α΅’α΅—Κ°α΅‰Κ³Κ³αΆ α΅˜αΆœα΅α΅‰Κ³Λ’ αΆœα΅’α΅–ΚΈ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ ᡖᡃ˒ᡗᡉ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ Κ·αΆ¦αΆ«αΆ« ᡇᡉ αΆ¦αΆ° Λ’α΅‰Κ³αΆ¦α΅’α΅˜Λ’ α΅—Κ³α΅’α΅˜α΅‡αΆ«α΅‰
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April 2014

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In Japan, heart surgeon

Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
April 2021

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