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How do I get my husband to stop going โGoblin Modeโ during sex?
How do I get my husband to stop going โGoblin Modeโ during sex?
TLDR; My husband says โGoblin Mode activatedโ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says โGoblin Mode offโ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.
I really love my husband and heโs always been great in bed. But recently heโs been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in โGoblin Modeโ. We didnโt really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. Heโs an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time Iโve ever seen him cry. I think since then, heโs been a little emotionally unwell. Iโve heard him muttering, โGoblinโ repeatedly when he didnโt notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said โGoblin Mode activatedโ, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex Iโve ever had, but Iโm worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?
Edit: The problem isnโt the โGoblin Modeโ, itโs that he could be ill
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