[Copypasta] Kappa is no longer working

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ATTENTION ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime Someone has reported that the kappa emote is no longer working. Please type "Ka ppa" (no spaces) to confirm that it is indeed still working. Kappa
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Why is your cat at school today Kripp?

twitchquotes: The teacher asked Kripp, "Why is your cat at school today Kripp?" Kripp replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Kripp leaves for school today!'
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: ļ¼©ć€€ļ½•ļ½Žļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„ć€€ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½†ļ½…ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Œć€€ļ½„ļ½…ļ½–ļ½ļ½”ļ½…ļ½„ć€€ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ć€€ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„ć€€ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ć€€ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½Žļ½…ļ½Œļ¼›ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½—ć€€ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ¼©ć€€ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½„ļ¼Ÿć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½”ļ½’ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ć€€ļ½ļ½…ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ¼¬ļ¼©ļ¼¦ļ¼„ļ¼ć€€iā€™ļ½ć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½™ć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”ć€€ļ¼“ļ¼Øļ¼©ļ¼³ć€€ļ¼­ļ¼Æļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼Øć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Žā€™ļ½”ć€€ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½”ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ć€€ļ½„ļ½ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ¼µļ¼®ļ¼³ļ¼µļ¼¢ļ¼¢ļ¼„ļ¼¤ļ¼Ž
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Repeating yourselves like parrots

twitchquotes: Wow, you imbeciles are especially stupid tonight. Repeating yourselves like parrots, spouting puerile taunts at each other, using crude 'emoticons'... Can you even form SENTENCES? One day you'll all be too dumb to even type your 'dongers,' and then twitch chat can finally have some merit. Until then, I'll stick to the moderated streams..
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

I hate Twitch Chat

Mad Bomber Diary

twitchquotes: Mad Bomber Diary 11/11/14: Dear Diary, Kripp has played me 200th time today, he always keeps me for his greediest plays like I'm one of his prosterinos. I shall take this torment no more, I demand that he coins me out on an empty board like an honest minion from now on. Pls no copy pasterino my story
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Disgrace to all Morosans

twitchquotes: ļ¼Æļ½ƒļ½”ļ½ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Ž ļ¼­ļ½ļ½’ļ½ļ½“ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Œ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ is ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ great great ļ½‡ļ½’ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Œ I ļ½ļ½ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½ļ½ƒļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½™ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… grave ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½ļ½” ļ½™ļ½ļ½• are a ļ½„ļ½‰ļ½“ļ½‡ļ½’ļ½ļ½ƒļ½… ļ½”ļ½ all ļ¼­ļ½ļ½’ļ½ļ½“ļ½ļ½Žļ½“ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½•ļ½“ļ½… ļ½ļ½† ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½…ļ½Žļ½” ļ½“ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ a ļ½ƒļ½ļ½“ļ½•ļ½ļ½Œļ¼Ž ļ¼°ļ½Œļ½“ ļ½Žļ½ Maserati
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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