Iβm a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was βsexually harassingβ her. Itβs clear she just wasnβt intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. Iβve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how Iβm clearly in the right everyone seems to think Iβm some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......
Attention all Fortnite gamers, Trump needs you!
twitchquotes:Attention all fornite gamers. President Trump is in trouble and needs your help. Grab your pickaxes and get that quick build on. We need your Fortnite building skills to get that border wall up. Quick! find the nearest quad crasher and join Ninja in keeping those migrants out and America safe.
Attention all fornite gamers. President Trump is in trouble and needs your help. Grab your pickaxes and get that quick build on. We need your Fortnite building skills to get that border wall up. Quick! find the nearest quad crasher and join Ninja in keeping those migrants out and America safe.
abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free
abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours.
Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours.
Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
Having to call a judge βyour honorβ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
βYour Honorβ. I mean gimmie a fuckinβ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iβve seriously seen courtrooms where theyβll say βSirβ and the judge will be like βItβs βYour Honorβ young man!!β
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use βSirβ like everybody else.
Itβs some LARPING Iβd expect kids to do. βOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!β
Shut up.
EDIT: Iβm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yβall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying βitβs just a title, like Doctor!β. Judges have a title like βDoctorβ, itβs called βJudgeβ - Doctors donβt expect us to call them βThy Healerβ or some crap like that.
βYour Honorβ. I mean gimmie a fuckinβ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iβve seriously seen courtrooms where theyβll say βSirβ and the judge will be like βItβs βYour Honorβ young man!!β
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use βSirβ like everybody else.
Itβs some LARPING Iβd expect kids to do. βOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!β
Shut up.
EDIT: Iβm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yβall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying βitβs just a title, like Doctor!β. Judges have a title like βDoctorβ, itβs called βJudgeβ - Doctors donβt expect us to call them βThy Healerβ or some crap like that.