[Copypasta] Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors

twitchquotes: Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors, but did you know the chat is all paid commenters too? I can prove it - all the other paid commenters in chat will also post this
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March 2018
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I need the 2-3 police here right away

twitchquotes: โ•ฐ(โ€โ—•๏นโ—•โ€)ใค hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency โ•ฐ(โ€โ—•๏นโ—•โ€)ใค
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February 2015
Kripp

Hello I'm 13 year old from asia, name Lee Cheng Yun

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด ษชแด 13 สแด‡แด€ส€ แดสŸแด… า“ส€แดแด แด€sษชแด€, ษดแด€แดแด‡ สŸแด‡แด‡ แด„สœแด‡ษดษข สแดœษด. ษช ษดแด แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด… แดกสœส แด€สŸสŸ แดกส€ษชแด›แด‡ แด›สœษชษดษข แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡แดsแด‡สŸา“? แดกสœส แด€สŸสŸ แดกส€ษชแด›แด‡ sแด›แดœแด˜ษชแด… า“แด€แด„แด‡s ษชษด แด›สœษชs แด„สœแด€แด›? ษช แด„แดแดแด‡ สœแด‡ส€แด‡ า“แดส€ แด„สœแด€แด› แด›สœแด‡ แด„แด€ส€แด…s ษชษด สœแด‡แด€ส€แด›สœsแด›แดษดแด‡, ษช แดแด˜แด‡ษด แด˜แด€แด„แด‹ า“ษชษดแด… แดษชสŸสœแดแดœsแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แดœsแด‡ ษชษด แดส แดขแดแด แด…แด‡แด„แด‹.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Doublelift looks nervous as he hands over the money

twitchquotes: Doublelift looks nervous as he hands over the money. "Is this enough?" he asks. Marc Merrill looks at him and laughs "QT is in for another soloQ special
twitch chat
February 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Donger

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014
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