twitchquotes:
Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors, but did you know the chat is all paid commenters too? I can prove it - all the other paid commenters in chat will also post this
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Krepo and a 14 year old
twitchquotes:
"So my girlfriend the other day asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old while we were having sex. I was like what the fuck? That shit's gross. You're gonna be 14 in like two years anyways." - Krepo 2016
twitch chat
Sneaky
League of Legends
Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto
twitchquotes:
Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
twitch chat
Kripp
MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming emotes
twitchquotes:
Fucking MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid fucking emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother fucker (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more goddamn purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
twitch chat
MOONMOON
Twitch Should Ban The Term âLive-Streamingâ
twitchquotes:
Twitch Should Ban The Term âLive-Streamingâ. Itâs offensive to dead people. My great grandparents are dead and I would like to show them some respect and have twitch ban the term âlive-streamingâ. Itâs a slur used against dead people
twitch chat
Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre?
twitchquotes:
Hey, kripp! ÂżQuĂ© pasa, hombre? Es Jeff de la clase de Historia del Ășltimo semestre. No sabĂa que eras una especie de celebridad famosa hahahaha. Batirme, hombre. Por cierto, Âżalguna vez te uniste a Brian? Ăl era un niño de T H I C C. XD Eres un perro asĂ. Es genial verte de nuevo. ÂĄGolpĂ©ame en algĂșn momento!
twitch chat
Kripp