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Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors, but did you know the chat is all paid commenters too? I can prove it - all the other paid commenters in chat will also post this
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I used to be a real ad
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Kripp is censoring his chat
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Kripp is censoring his chat. Don't believe me? Look at this: Kripp is a โโโโ. Kripp is โโโโโโโ out to g2a. Kripp is a blizzard โโโโโ SPREAD THE TRUTH
Kripp is censoring his chat. Don't believe me? Look at this: Kripp is a โโโโ. Kripp is โโโโโโโ out to g2a. Kripp is a blizzard โโโโโ SPREAD THE TRUTH
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Kripp
Stack 4 cans
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Kripparrian... this Bro Fist is for you
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As he raises his "Bro Fist" gently against his cam, I raise my donger against my cam. I feel how for that moment, Kripparrian and I become one. My donger starts to shake, and I close my eyes, letting out a small moan as our "Bro Fists" e-touches. "Kripparrian.. this Bro Fist is for you" I whisper to myself. 
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Kripp
Sing2x this is your girlfriend
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SingSing
Gotta hit up the bathroom V2
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"Give me a second guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom". He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a blank stare. As Dex yips, Kripp stands up out of his chair, saying "This game is ok." at a medium volume. Rania continues streaming, and Kripp walks past her on the way to the bathroom. After taking a few breaths, Kripp walks back to his desk, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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Kripp