[Copypasta] Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors

twitchquotes: Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors, but did you know the chat is all paid commenters too? I can prove it - all the other paid commenters in chat will also post this
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March 2018
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Tuck Frump

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014
Forsen

Ultra EDM dance

twitchquotes: โ”(-_-)โ”“โ”(-_-)โ”›โ”—(-_- )โ”“โ”—(-_-)โ”›โ”(-_-) โ”(-_-)โ”“โ”(-_-)โ”›โ”—(-_- )โ”“โ”—(-_-)โ”›โ”(-_-)โ”“โ”(-_-)โ”›โ”—(-_- )โ”“โ”—(-_-)โ”›โ”(-_-) โ”(-_-)โ”“โ”(-_-)โ”›โ”(-_-)โ”“โ”(-_-)โ”›โ”—(-_- )โ”“โ”—(-_-)โ”›โ”(-_-) โ”(-_-)โ”“โ”(-_-)โ”›โ”—(-_- )โ”“โ”—(-_-)โ”›โ”(-_-)โ”“โ”(-_-)โ”›โ”—(-_- )โ”“โ”—(-_-)โ”›โ”(-_-) โ”(-_-)โ”“โ”(-_-)โ”›
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March 2016
Ultra

Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: ce: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. Due to the severity of your head meat slabs this procedure only has a 10% likelihood of success due to the extreme invasiveness the slab removal will take. Let me know
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July 2019
Tyler1

Rank 11 can be tough

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษช แด‹ษดแดแดก ส€แด€ษดแด‹ 11 แด„แด€ษด ส™แด‡ แด›แดแดœษขสœ, sแด›แด€ส sแด›ส€แดษดษข ส™ส€แด. Yแดแดœส€ ษขแดแดแด… แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ sสœแดแดœสŸแด… ส™แด‡ ส™แด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข แด€สŸสŸ แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ ษขแดœสs ส™แดœแด› แด›สœแด‡ส'ส€แด‡ sแด สŸแดœแด„แด‹ส! Sแดแดษด สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด ษขแด ส™แด€แด„แด‹ แด›แด แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด€ แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸs แด„แด€ษด แดกษชษด ษขแด€แดแด‡s. Aสœสœ สแด‡s... แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด€, แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด„แดษดsแด›ส€แดœแด„แด›ษชษดษข แด€ แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ แดา“ สแดแดœส€ แด„สœแดษชแด„แด‡ ษชs ษดแดแด› แด€ษด ษชssแดœแด‡.
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December 2014
Kripp

Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
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May 2021
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