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Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors, but did you know the chat is all paid commenters too? I can prove it - all the other paid commenters in chat will also post this
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I used to be a real ad
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Leper gnome into the Twisted Nether
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"Yᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴄᴋ ɪs ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ.” Fᴏʀsᴇɴ sᴀɪᴅ, ᴀs ʜᴇ sʟɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ʜɪs ғᴇᴍɪɴɪɴᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ Tʀᴜᴍᴘs’s ᴘᴀɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ sᴍɪʀᴋᴇᴅ. “Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏᴘ-ᴅᴇᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ?” ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇsᴛs Tʀᴜᴍᴘ, ᴀs Fᴏʀsᴇɴ ʙʟᴜsʜᴇs, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏɪsʜ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ᴜɴᴅʀᴇssᴇᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ. “Wᴇᴀᴋ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ, Fᴏʀsᴇɴ.” Tʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴋɪssᴇᴅ, ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀᴡᴀʀᴅs Fᴏʀsᴇɴ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇs ʜɪs ʟᴇᴘᴇʀ ɢɴᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴜᴍᴘs's ᴛᴡɪsᴛᴇᴅ ɴᴇᴛʜᴇʀ
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Forsen
Become one with the awkward
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Ｗｈｅｎ Ｒｅｙｎａｄ ｄａｒｅ， ｍｙ ｐａｌｍ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｆａｃｅ． Ｉ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ｏｎｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ａｗｋｗａｒｄ， ａｎｄ ｃｒｉｎｇｅ． Ｐｌｓ ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ．
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Reynad
OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
😂😂OMG 😂 you’re so FUNNY 🤣 🤣 so quirky 👉👈 🤪 so different 🤩absolute crackhead energy 🤪🤪 comedic genius🧠 😂 I literally can’t ❌ breathe 😭 i’m crying dude 😭😭 that was so hilarious 😆 u really got the whole squad laughing 👨👩👧👦😂👩👩👦👦😂👨👨👧👦 high IQ comedy 🧠🧠 how’d you come up with that 🧐😂 really original work 😂 never seen 🙈 or heard 🙉 anything like that before 😂 😂 😂 great 👍 job 👍👍 keep up the funnies 👑🤣👑 i love you 💕 😘 you’re my inspiration 🤩🤩🤩 if only i were as funny 😄 or smart 🤓 or cool 😎 as you 😔 but its whatever I’ll continue to watch 👁👄👁 your content 🎥🤳 because it ❌NEVER EVER❌ fails to make me laugh 😂😂 thank you 🙏 for existing 😇 and doing what you do ❤️❤️
Emoji Pasta
LS aka "Lost Sight"
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LS aka "Lost Sight" is a blind LCK coach, commentator and streamer who has achieved Korean masters using echolocation through clicking and poker chips. He enjoys streaming in low light environments to reduce the light energy transfer which interferes with his methods.
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imls
League of Legends
Artosis is glad Kripp is a sellout like him
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ＷＥＬＬ ＭＥＴ ＫＲＩＰＰ， ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＭＥ ＡＲＴＯＳＩＳ． Ｉ＇Ｍ ＧＬＡＤ ＹＯＵ＇ＲＥ ＪＯＩＮＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＹ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ． ＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥ ＢＥＩＮＧ Ａ ＣＡＳＵＡＬ ＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ ＬＩＫＥ ＭＥ ＡＮＤ ＹＯＵ＇ＬＬ ＧＲＯＷ ＩＮＴＯ Ａ ＪＥＷ ＮＯＳＥＤ ＧＡＭＥＲ ＪＡＣＫＥＴ ＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ
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Kripp