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Everyone knows the crowd are all paid actors, but did you know the chat is all paid commenters too? I can prove it - all the other paid commenters in chat will also post this
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I used to be a real ad
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Year 2025, Riot takes over the world
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The year is 2025, Riot has finished acquiring Facebook and Google as well as the country of Germany, making it the first nation in terms of GDP. All games, electronic devices, appliances and vehicles are to be produced and purchased from Riot only, failure to do so may result in being set to League Reformation Camps.
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If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.
This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.
There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.
Only the chosen one can wield this sword...
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๐ |๐ ๐ ๐ |=========> ๐โ๐๐ ๐โ๐ผ โโ๐๐๐ผโ ๐โ๐ผ โ๐ธโ ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ป ๐โ๐๐ ๐๐๐โ๐ป ๐ธโ๐ป โ๐๐ ๐น๐ผ ๐๐๐ธ๐โ ๐ฝ๐โ ๐๐๐๐โ ๐น๐ ๐๐'๐ โ๐๐๐ผโ. ๐ธโ๐ผ ๐๐๐ ๐โ๐ผ โโ๐๐๐ผโ ๐โ๐ผ? โ๐โ๐ ๐โ๐๐ โ๐ธ๐๐๐ธ ๐ธโ๐ป ๐ฝ๐โ๐ป ๐๐๐!
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How to win any Internet argument
As Kripp installed the minecraft
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แดs แดสษชแดแด ษชษดsแดแดสสแดแด
แดสแด แดษชษดแดแดสแดาแด ษช สแดสแด
แดสแด แด
แดษขษขแดส แดแด แดส สแดแดสแด. ษช สแดแดแดแดสแดส แด แดษชแดแด แดกสแดษด แดสษชแดแด แดกแดแดสแด
ษดฮแด แดแดแดแดส แดสแดsแด ษขแดแดแดs. ษช สแดแดแดแดสแดส แด แดสษชแดแด แดกสแด แดกแดs ษดแดสษชาแด. ษดแดแดก ษช แดแด ษดแดสษชาแด. ษขแดแดแด
สสแด แดสษชแดแด.
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