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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about 
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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I used to be a real ad
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Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
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I like how [insert streamer name] doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
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Math is "mental abuse to humans"
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You know how some people say that math is āmental abuse to humansā? Well, lemme tell you one thing: āMathā is an abbreviation for āmathematicsā, so youāre only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for āexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsā! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youāre not truly intelligent or cool! Youāre dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donāt forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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Hey Kripp, itās me Jimmy from high school
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Hey Kripp, itās me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
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Tanner from High School
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I donāt know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itās my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iāll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iāll walk around my house and pick up various different ātrinketsā and put them in my bag while saying stuff like āIāll be having thatā and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (ātrinketsā can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iām 99% sure they donāt know itās me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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Confessions
I cannot get over how much Kripp complains
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I cannot get over how much this guy complains as soon as he doesn't get extremely lucky. He is so incredibly narcissistic that he truly believes nobody else is allowed to do well or draft effective cards. We are all just guests who play in Kripp's world of hearthstone. To suggest that you are better than Kripp must simply mean that you have better RNG. What an arrogant failure of a man
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