[Copypasta] Kripp is a god at these types of games

twitchquotes: All you people saying this game is easy, I guarantee if you played this or watched any other streamer play this, you would still be bronze and struggling. Kripp is a god at these types of games, he could reach diamond his first day if he wanted to. Kripp understands games on a level we can't even imagine to be possible. His mechanics are impeccable. With his theory crafting, his builds today will be the future meta. It is amazing we get to live in a time with the king of games.
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November 2017
Kripp
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Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! ÂżQuĂ© pasa, hombre? Es Jeff de la clase de Historia del Ășltimo semestre. No sabĂ­a que eras una especie de celebridad famosa hahahaha. Batirme, hombre. Por cierto, Âżalguna vez te uniste a Brian? Él era un niño de T H I C C. XD Eres un perro asĂ­. Es genial verte de nuevo. ÂĄGolpĂ©ame en algĂșn momento!
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June 2017
Kripp

Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt

twitchquotes: Mr. Kripp, I would like to personally thank you for saving my life. I lead a stressful life and have dangerously high blood sugar. Your stream has provided a constant influx of salt which has balanced my blood sugar levels, and according to the doctor I'm gonna do just fine now. Please remember that every time you get flamestriked, your saltiness cures another middle-aged man like myself of diabetes.
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January 2015
Kripp

Finland's national anthem

twitchquotes: Finland mentioned, so here is our national anthem: IsÀm maa karjala perkele sauna kirves vaimo 6-1 omakotitalo vene terva mÀntysuopa suomempystykorva konepistooli karhu ilves susi kossu viina pontikka metsÀ kiitos 39-45 veteraani Mannerheim Juti rillaa Seppo RÀty Mika HÀkkinen sydÀnkohtaus diabetes Trixi saatana.
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November 2014
Kripp

John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
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November 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, Cattarian here

twitchquotes: CoolCat Hello Kripp, Cattarian here. Since I'm dead, my new family bought me sunglasses and propped me up like in that movie Weekend At Bernie's. How you doing in Canadaland? Playing Grindstone? Been lucky? Not dead like me? Say hello to Rania from me. CoolCat
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July 2015
Kripp
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