[Copypasta] We blizzard care much about the player experience

twitchquotes: We blizzard care much about the player experience. For this reason, we're changing the card Ultimate Infestation as follows: Deal 5 damage, gain 5 armor, summon 3 JADE GOLEMS, Add 5 Jade Idol to your hand. I'm Ben Brode, hope you still like my raps!
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September 2017

Hearthstone

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My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=ยคโ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—คMy name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the RNG, General of the โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค Legions, loyal servant to the true Shaman Kripparrian. Buff to a โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค son, and buff to a โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค wife. I will make all totems mighty, whether in this game or the next. <:::::[]=ยคโ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค
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February 2015
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Danksteed of Infinite Value

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽ If you see this horse while scrolling the chat you have been visited by the danksteed of infinite value. Good trades and prosperity will come to you but only if you copy pasterino this in chat ๐ŸŽ
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September 2015

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Patient #69 Thijs

twitchquotes: Day 63: Patient #69 still calls himself "Thijs" and thinks he live in Netherlands. Almost every day he plays a children's magic poker game and talks to the screen, every day he must take a pill but he calls it "T-time". Our doctors will continue monitoring #69.
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January 2019
Thijs

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I want to play Patron Warrior but I'm missing some components

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I want to play Patron Warrior but I'm missing some components. I don't have Grim Patron, Frothing Berserker, Warsong Commander, the Warrior class, and the Hearthstone game. Can you suggest some replacements?
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August 2015
Reynad

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HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON

twitchquotes: โ› FeelsBadMan HOW LONG โ› FeelsBadMan CAN THIS โ› FeelsBadMan GO ON โ› FeelsBadMan
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September 2017

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