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💪 for 💪 every 💪 copy/paste 💪 I 💪 will 💪 do 💪 1 💪 pushup 💪
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this game is actually one of the best I've seen
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(Sponsored Viewer) ✅ : Okay guys enough with the BS this game is actually one of the best I've seen in quite a while. I understand kripp may be "selling out" but that doesn't mean he isn't enjoying the game. After playing for a couple of minutes I got hooked, line and sinker. I suggest you fellow chat dwellers do the same. So much Fun! (5$ has been transferred to your PayPal account.)
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Kripp
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If the human body is 75% water...
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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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Reynad
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Kill cummand face, huntard hardest deck in the game
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ｒｅｙｎａｄ ｉｓ ｄｅｅｐ ｉｎ ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ． ＇ｄｏ ｉ ｐｌａｙ ｍｙ ｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄ ｄｏｇ ｃａｒｄ ｎｏｗ ｏｒ ｌａｔｅｒ？＇． ｈｅ ｍａｋｅｓ ｔｈｅ ｍｉｓｐｌａｙ ｂｕｔ ｉｔ ｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔ ｍａｔｔｅｒ． ｈｅ ｋｉｌｌ ｃｕｍｍａｎｄｓ ｔｈｅ ｆａｃｅ． ｈａｒｄｅｓｔ ｄｅｃｋ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｇａｍｅ．
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Reynad
single least favorite form of communication
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Honestly, 99% of the time, twitch chat is the stupidest thing alive. That and copypasta is my single least favorite form of communication, somehow being incredibly lazy and entirely impersonal all at once.
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.