[Copypasta] For every copy paste I will pushup

twitchquotes: 💊 for 💊 every 💊 copy/paste 💊 I 💊 will 💊 do 💊 1 💊 pushup 💊
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September 2017
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Chat, I am an alien from planet Xenu

twitchquotes: āžžâ—Ĩâ–ķŲ„͜◀â—Īāž― Chat, I am an alien from planet Xenu. I do not know what this "saltiness" tastes like. Would you demonstrate the flavor of salt for my kind? āžžâ—Ĩâ–ķŲ„͜◀â—Īāž―
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September 2015

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I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
December 2020

ISIS threatens Kripp

twitchquotes: Ų„اŲ… ، Kripp ، Ų…ÛŒØąÛ’ ØŊŲˆØģØŠ ، اØģ ÚĐے اŲūŲ†Û’ Ų…Ų‚اŲ…ÛŒ ISIS ØĻاØĻ Øģے ہے . Ų…یښ Ų†Û’ حاŲ„ ہی Ų…یښ اŲūŲ†Û’ Ų…ÛŒØŊاŲ† ڈیÚĐ Ų…یښ ØĻŲ…ØĻØ§ØąŲˆÚš ÚĐی ÚĐŲ…ÛŒ Ų…Ø­ØģŲˆØģ ÚĐیا ہے . یہ ØĻاŲ„ÚĐŲ„ Ø­ØąØ§Ų… ہیښ اŲˆØą اŲ„Ų„ہ ÚĐی ØŠŲˆÛÛŒŲ† ہے . ØĒŲū ØŦŲ‚اŲØŠÛŒ ØŠŲ†ŲˆØđ ÚĐے ØĻØ§ØąÛ’ Ų…یښ ØģØĻ Øģے اŲˆŲūØą ŲūØąŲˆØ§Û ہے ØĒŲū ÚĐŲˆ ØĒŲū ÚĐے ڈیÚĐ ÚĐے ØģØĻ ØĒÚŊے ØĻڑÚūŲ†Û’ ÚĐے Ų„ØĶے اŲ† ÚĐØ§ØąÚˆØē ØīاŲ…Ų„ ÚĐØąÛŒÚš ÚŊے! ØŊŲˆØģØąÛŒ ØĩŲˆØąØŠ Ų…یښ ہŲ… ØĒŲū ÚĐŲˆ ÚĐچÚū "ÚŊÚūڑیŲˆÚš" ØĻÚūی؎Ų†Û’ ÚĐے Ų„ØĶے Ų…ØŽØĻŲˆØą ÚĐیا ؎اØĶے ÚŊا . Ų…یښ ØŠŲ…ہیښ ØŊÚūŲ…ÚĐی ÚŊے Ų„ÛŒÚĐŲ† یہ Ų…ÛŒØąÛŒ ØŪŲˆØĻØĩŲˆØąØŠ اŲˆŲ†Ųđ ÚĐی ØĻیŲˆÛŒ Øģے Ų…Ø­ØĻØŠ ÚĐØąŲ†Û’ ÚĐا ŲˆŲ‚ØŠ ہے . اŲ„ŲˆØŊاØđی ، Kripp
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June 2016
Kripp

I WANT TO TOUCH THE KRIPPARRIAN

twitchquotes: áķĪ Ę·áĩƒáķ°áĩ— áĩ—áĩ’ áĩ—áĩ’áĩ˜áķœĘ° áĩ—Ę°áĩ‰ áĩĘģáķĪáĩ–áĩ–áĩƒĘģĘģáķĪáĩƒáķ°
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March 2014
Kripp

Undertale Sans full body

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February 2019
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