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πͺ for πͺ every πͺ copy/paste πͺ I πͺ will πͺ do πͺ 1 πͺ pushup πͺ
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You've been gnomed
bad scp writers be like
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My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer
Hey, quandale Pringle here,
My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.
My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.
Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help
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Κα΄ΚΚα΄, α΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄α΄ΚΚΙͺΙ΄α΄, α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ιͺα΄Ι΄ α΄Κα΄sΙͺα΄
α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄Ι΄α΄
Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ΚΚΙ΄α΄α΄ ΙͺΙ΄α΄. α΄α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄ Κα΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ssα΄α΄
ΚΚ Κα΄ssΙͺα΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄Ιͺα΄Ιͺα΄’α΄Ι΄s Ι΄α΄α΄α΄
α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ι’α΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ sα΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ Ι΄α΄ α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄.
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Solar energy stocks at night time
Itβs nighttime so of course solar energy stocks would be weak as fuck. Wait til morning when the sun rises & pumps them