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πͺ for πͺ every πͺ copy/paste πͺ I πͺ will πͺ do πͺ 1 πͺ pushup πͺ
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I used to be a real ad
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Solar energy stocks at night time
Itβs nighttime so of course solar energy stocks would be weak as fuck. Wait til morning when the sun rises & pumps them
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Leifgirl, the Leifman's sister
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Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.
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Kripp
I think I'm gonna soulfire this Flame Imp
Kripp thinks that milk is bad for you
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My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.
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Kripp
Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time
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they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers
they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers
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