[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always have Phil be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
twitch chat
August 2017
I used to be a real ad
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Damn missed the TSLA pump

Damn missed the TSLA pump... just like last week... and last month.... and last year
January 2021

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You are currently in a 25 year coma

twitchquotes: If you are reading this message, Jesse, you are currently in a 25 year coma. We've been trying to communicate with you for the longest time by manipulating your brain waves, but nothing so far has worked. If you manage to read this it means our new method has succeeded. Please, wake up Jesse. Your family loves you and wants you back. In a week they are going to pull the plug on your life support, they can't afford the medical bills anymore.
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Sneaky

ayo imma keep it real with you chiefs

twitchquotes: ayo imma keep it real with you chiefs. Dont be trash talking these players unless youre a high rank(gold and up) at least have some respect for the people that have put in the work and laid the ground work for the lower ranks.
twitch chat
July 2018

Overwatch

Robinhood halts trading on President's Day

This is bullshit. I鈥檓 disgusted and I鈥檓 honestly on the verge of having a mental fucking breakdown. Robinhood has once again halted trading. But this time it鈥檚 halted on all stocks. This fine Monday morning I wake up to find that all orders aren鈥檛 going to be filled till tomorrow morning. My dad鈥檚 wife鈥檚 girlfriend is a powerful lawyer in Boca Raton and I鈥檓 seriously considering retaining her services and filing a class action lawsuit against these citadel dick munchers. This has happened to me too many times. I鈥檓 low key spiraling into madness. Donate to me on onlyfans if you want to contribute towards the legal fees. She鈥檚 giving me a pretty kickass discount, but she estimates it鈥檚 still going to cost $150k. This happens to be the amount I lost on gme, but this is not relevant to the conversation here. It鈥檚 time to rise up and take down robinhood once and for all. Also, yeah my stepmom has a girlfriend. It鈥檚 2021 you bigots.
February 2021

WallStreetBets

SHOVE A HAMSTER

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 SHOVE A HAMSTER IN MY ASS 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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March 2014
Reynad
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