[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always have Phil be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
twitch chat
August 2017
I used to be a real ad
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To protect the world from ad-vestation

twitchquotes: To protect the world from ad-vestation. TableHere To unite all adblockers within our nation. TableHere Jesse TableHere James TableHere Meowth's the name TableHere Team AdBlock blasts off at the speed of light! TableHere Surrender your revenue now or prepare to fight! TableHere
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September 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

The tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked? I thought not. It’s not a story the CEO would tell you. It’s a sky legend. United Airlines was an Airline of the sky, so powerful and so overbooked he could use Force to influence the passengers to give up their seats… He had such a knowledge of the police that he could even keep the employees he cared about from not having a seat. The police's use of Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his seat, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice KO'd him and took his seat. Ironic. He could save others from losing their seats, but not himself.
twitch chat
April 2017

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Raise your right and yell Kripp is a sellout

twitchquotes: ⎝ 4Head RAISE YOUR ⎝ 4Head RIGHT HAND ⎝ 4Head AND YELL ⎝ 4Head KRIPP IS A SELLOUT ⎝ 4Head
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

sellout

Harambe I'm coming

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan πŸ”« HARAMBE I'M COMING FeelsGoodMan πŸ”«
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August 2016

Classic

Harambe

For the blind, it is light

twitchquotes: Who is [streamer name]? πŸ€” For the blind, πŸ¦‡ it is light. πŸ’‘ For the hungry 😣 , it is bread. 🍞 For the sick, πŸ’‰ it is the cure. βš•οΈ For the sad 😒 , it is joy. πŸ˜‚ For the poor πŸš«πŸ’° , it is the treasure; πŸ’° ⛏️ for the debtor βž– πŸ’° , it is forgiveness. πŸ™ For the face 😢 , it is the lips πŸ‘„
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October 2021
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