[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always have Phil be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
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CAN THE MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

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I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

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Double Social Credit Weekend

‼️ ATTENTION ALL GAMERS ‼️ 注意力 DOUBLE 2️⃣❎ SOCIAL CREDIT 社会信用 WEEKEND 周末 IN CHINA 中国 ❗STARTING NOW❗ START ⏯️ YOUR GRIND 研磨 ‼️NOW‼️ MAKE GLORIOUS LEADER 光荣的领袖 PROUD! ‼️ GLORY TO THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY 中共‼️
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