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DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
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Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone
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Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm a 12 year old boy, I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. My dad left us a few years ago and my mom beats me. I'm very shy and I am bullied at school. Anyways, I played Hearthstone to take my mind of all this stuff. I played Kripp and he said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter", "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". He hated me so much and this makes me very sad. 
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Yoda and his RNG wisdom
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<(-_-)> greed leads to the bad rng, the bad rng leads to the frustration, frustration leads to the mistake, and the mistake leads to the dark side <(-_-)>
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!
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ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Ｍｉｎｉｏｎｓ， ｓｅｒｖａｎｔｓ， ｓｏｌｄｉｅｒｓ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｌｄ ｄａｒｋ， ｏｂｅｙ ｔｈｅ ｃａｌｌ ｏｆ Ｋｅｌ’Ｔｈｕｚａｄ！ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Dear Kripparian, how dare you
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Dear Kripparian, how dare you... I have dedicated my life to Hearthstone. I am a proud Hearthstoner and so are the rest of your fans. You cannot betray us and start playing a Hearthstone competitor. I can fall asleep to your HS streams because of how casual it is, but this game is too complicated and it keeps me awake. If you betray us we will rise up, you have been warned.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Hearthstone vs MTG Online
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Tbh, this game is too boring for anyone to understand. Hearthstone is already boring enough to the extant that pretty much no one can sit through it unless youre at a professional level. This is just to unfathomably boring. I know this is an indie game, but seriously if anyone think that this garbage can compete with an older game like HS, youre mistaken.
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