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Saronite Chain Gang is my least favorite card
twitchquotes:Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
This guy's wallet is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:β βThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!β β βMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" β βHe bought the only card that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect purchase" β βThere was nothing I could buy" β βI paid that perfectly"
β βThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!β β βMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" β βHe bought the only card that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect purchase" β βThere was nothing I could buy" β βI paid that perfectly"
Lucentbark summon quote
twitchquotes:π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
Kripp reviews a card
twitchquotes:β I got the beast in my sights β Hoot hoot β That belongs in a museum β Let me change your mind β I looked at this card originally, and I thought, you know, itβs a card, and you play this card. The card will be that card that youβve played, so youβre playing a card. So it is one thing to play a card if your opponent doesnβt really have any cards. The card will screw up the card pretty hard, and that means itβs a pretty good card.
β I got the beast in my sights β Hoot hoot β That belongs in a museum β Let me change your mind β I looked at this card originally, and I thought, you know, itβs a card, and you play this card. The card will be that card that youβve played, so youβre playing a card. So it is one thing to play a card if your opponent doesnβt really have any cards. The card will screw up the card pretty hard, and that means itβs a pretty good card.
Scraggly vegan is the only one left
twitchquotes:BOB βYouβre doing GREAT out there!β I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. βI donβt wanna talk about it guysβ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
BOB βYouβre doing GREAT out there!β I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. βI donβt wanna talk about it guysβ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.