[Copypasta] I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

twitchquotes: πŸ€” In the song "Fireflies" by Owl City he states "I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs." Are we to assume each bug hugs him a thousand times? Or is he only getting hugged by 1/10th of the bugs? Or is each bug is giving him 1/10th of a hug? πŸ€”
twitch chat
June 2017
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Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney

Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney. Kiyoon can be heard screaming "its a third??” after losing the last hand. Only Raydiz and K3soju are left. Mort deals their cards. Soju smirks and says β€œalright, bet”. Ray, feeling confident, slides all his chips into the middle of the table β€œfuck it, we’re all in this round”. Soju confidently throws down his cards β€œ3 aces, KEWK”. Ray laughs and reveals his winning hand β€œI have a straight flush, diamond 1 to diamond 5”
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Hello Moonman or whatever your name is

twitchquotes: Hello Moonman or whatever your name is, I just wanted to tell you to please stop ruining my chat experience with these "smugs" and "smegs" and what not. Honestly, I find them absolutely infuriating to see in every chatroom I stumble upon. Fuck that dumb purple lady.
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Hey Arnold!

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September 2021

Booba

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December 2020

Pepe

Watching Thijs in the bathroom

twitchquotes: Ahhh, my favorite part of the day. After lunch, a take a break from work, lock myself in the office bathroom pretending to take a dump while I watch my favorite streamer, Thijs. Just hope my boss doesn't come knocking, otherwise I'm fired...
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September 2020
Thijs
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