[Copypasta] I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito

twitchquotes: Wow Kripparian, you seem salty today! But not as salty as Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito for only $2.99! Packed with tbSpicy

and

its got everything you want in a tbQuesarito

twitch chat

April 2015

Kripp

sellout

Minion Joker

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September 2021

The pasta will be that pasta that you’ve spammed

twitchquotes: I looked at this pasta originally, and I thought, you know, it’s a pasta, and you spam this pasta. The pasta will be that pasta that you’ve spammed, so you’re spamming a pasta. So it is one thing to spam a pasta if your chat doesn’t really have any pasta. The pasta will screw up the pasta pretty hard, and that means it’s a pretty good pasta.

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

NOW WE JEBAITED

twitchquotes:

KAPPA OUTDATED

POGCHAMP OVERRATED

LONG HAVE WE WAITED

NOW WE JEBAITED

twitch chat

September 2016

Classic

If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.

This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself. There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself. If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.

May 2021

[Copypasta] I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito

sellout

Minion Joker

The pasta will be that pasta that you’ve spammed

NOW WE JEBAITED

Classic

If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.

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