[Copypasta] I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

twitchquotes: πŸ€” In the song "Fireflies" by Owl City he states "I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs." Are we to assume each bug hugs him a thousand times? Or is he only getting hugged by 1/10th of the bugs? Or is each bug is giving him 1/10th of a hug? πŸ€”
twitch chat
June 2017
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My best friend is racist

So I met him today and asked him: "Hello, my best friend, are you racist?" And he replied with: "Yes, I'm racist" I was shocked. So I asked him back: "You racist?" He said: "Yes, I'm actually racist" To comprehend him, I asked: "Why are you racist?" He answered with: "Because I'm racist" I made sure: "Racism?" He replied: "Yeah, racism" I shout out: "Oh no" He just: "Yeah" And I'm just: "That's so racist" He: "Racism"
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4 streamers lived in harmony until the Trump nation attacked

twitchquotes: Kripp, Trump, Kolento, and Hafu. The 4 streamers lived in harmony then everything changed when the Trump nation attacked. Only, Kripp master of all the OJ, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he bmed.
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Hearthstone

Uma Jan laughs at fear, afraid of nothing

twitchquotes: ❀Uma Jan laughs at fear, afraid of nothing, He does not shy away from the sword.The quiver rattles against his side, along with the flashing spear and lance. In frenzied excitement he eats up the enemies! He cannot stand still when the game start,our lord and saviour Uma Jan.❀
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June 2019

League of Legends

Kripp's streaming checklist

twitchquotes: *stretch* β˜‘ "mmmm kay" β˜‘ "yeah alright" β˜‘ "fuckin A" β˜‘ "if he drew anything else I would've won" β˜‘ "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" β˜‘ "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" β˜‘ "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" β˜‘
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Kripp

not an asexual thing

twitchquotes: β€˜not an asexual thing’. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each others’ faces. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked.
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February 2019

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